(if i misspelled your username (because i forgot copy and paste was a thing and wrote everything by hand) tell me and i'll fix thank)
(also if you still have questions beyond when this comes out i guess ask on this or the next chapter and i'll reply in comments idk depends if i'm active or not when you comment)
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[group: Queen And Namjoon Dig Anatomy]
sereinnn: hey hey it's your favourite trash bag who thought it would be clever to format this chapter like the rest of the story but it's actually not really that clever and totally predictable. um, anyways, let's-a-go.
JJK.ART
@septicphan03: do you ship Ereri
jjk.art: yes ofc i have contributed to the mass pile of ereri comics ((; except i deleted them bc they suckeddd. yoongi signed a contract when he decided to date me and that includes making me an ereri comic so uhH
@kayskpop: does the pencil ever get uncomfortable in your pocket?
jjk.art: yeahh, sometimes it pokes at my thigh and sometimes when i go to grab my phone it tries to murder my hand by stabbing me )): we have a love h8 rel8ionship we might have to go to relationship therapy
@jhoespersonalhoe: so what's it like fingering yoongi?
jjk.art: wouldn't know, jimin keeps cockblocking. ask hobi he might know idk,, ACTUALLY DONT i don't want to think about that stuff nonono
@taehyungsprincess: how much do you love yoongi?
jjk.art: if love for someone could be determined by how loudly u scream, every piece of glass in the world would be shattered rn ((even glass in other galaxies))
@asdfgiana: if you and yoongi fucked, who would u think would top?
jjk.art: tbh, idc whatever makes him happy would be fine by me. but i want to make him feel guud and happy and loved and protected so uh probs me????? IDK
@mybbykookie: sooooo~~ who tops?
jjk.art: wow ok twice, shoot gotta give a better answer. me? i don't know what yoongi wants THO
@xiumintyfresh: whats ur favorite episode of aot
jjk.art: the one where levi beats the shit out of eren bc me too god i would thank yoongi if he kicked me in the face that hard mMmm (pls don't tell him i said that erase that from ur memory k thx)
@spilled_bubble_tea: You top, right?
jjk.art: jfc u guys really want to know ok??? i'm no weatherman but i guess yoongi can be expecting a few inches tonight¿? you guys are peer pressuring me into answering and when i'm cornered i don't swing panicked fists but i swing panicked puns and pickup lines
TAEKITBACK
@kayskpop: may i have some gucci flip flops. also happy birthday for my time~
taekitback: i don't know how you want me to get them to you, but sure, pick one consider it done. and thanks #sokind
@-kungsie: say how much was that gucci sweater?
taekitback: too much. it ranged from $1000-2000 i was ready to fucking murder a bitch with my own hands because that was probably my favourite one. we were able to put out the fire, but the sleeve was singed and beyond repair so uh somebody is dying tonight.
@asdfgiana: how rich are you?
taekitback: rich enough to replace my sweater without breaking a sweat.
