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jjk.art: my anatomy is back to crap
jjk.art: i really had sumthin going for me, i could actually draw muscles instead of noodles
jjk.art: but we're back to noodle arms and legs
jjk.art: its lowkey like im a college student and everything is ramen, including my drawings
jjk.art: what's breathing and blinking, i've only ever known ramen
taekitback: doesn't suga help you with anatomy?
jjk.art: yeahhH
park.jimin: they haven't been talking tae lol what's up with u, ur like missing out on everything
park.jimin: attention to detail must be prioritised in this household
jjk.art: ah no suga and i have talked again for like two seconds
park.jimin: jk apparently i'm the one out of the loop
taekitback: and what happened?
jjk.art: he apologised for not talking to me, but gave no explanation why he left
jjk.art: he just told me he couldn't say anything :/
jjk.art: and he seemed like he was tryna make an excuse for leaving
taekitback: are you mad at him?
jjk.art: yes? no? idk.
park.jimin: hey kids listen to me for once ok
park.jimin: this is v importante
park.jimin: so calm ure salty flat asses (i do in fact have permission to say such a thing like have you sEEN mIne) and just unplug the 'roast jimin' usb drive for like 5 seconds
park.jimin: it's easier to accept an apology rather than apologise. it takes like a shit ton of courage. but if u don't give him a chance u never will actually get somethin going again
park.jimin: and if u just call his apology an "excuse" (*coughcough*TAE) then boY i will climb a ladder to kick ur coconut head off ur neck and go bowling with it
taekitback: watch you score a 300 with his head- still golden even through decapitation
park.jimin: KIM TAEHYUNG I WILL PERSONALLY MARCH TO UR HOUSE WITH A CHAINSAW AND CHOP UR CRUSTY ASS INTO TINY LITTLE SLICES OF SALTINESS AND RUDENESS AND SPRINKLE THOSE SLICES ONTO CUPCAKES AND I WILL FEED THEM TO DEMONIC CHILDREN AND ALLOW THEM TO CRUSH ALL YOUR DNA AND HUMANITY- DONT U DARE INTERRUPT ME AGAIN
park.jimin: where was i
park.jimin: oh yeah, the accused sometimes need a chance and a little bit of trust
jungstallion: judges i would like to counter argue this point without worrying about being brutally murdered
park.jimin: mmmm judges will allow it.
jungstallion: i actually think he shouldn't be given a chance. he ignored jeongguk for a week with no explanation. and he's aware that he's been ignoring him, seeing he apologised for doing so. he's probably seen all of jeongguk's desperate messages and he's been completely disregarding them. and now he's coming to him and just wants forgiveness without even bringing an explanation? jeongguk, what did he say?
jjk.art: i asked him for a reason and he just said "i don't know."
jungstallion: see, he doesn't even have a reasoning.
park.jimin: hobi, sometimes is actually hard to say the truth because ur gonna hurt the other party. who knows whether the truth is something huge like a dramatic oc backstory or just "lmao i dropped my phone in a river and couldn't get ur messages sorry"
park.jimin: ((look at me being so fancy and artsy using "oc" are u proud yet kookie))
park.jimin: but uh god knows what happened, but it's probably real fucking hard for suga (especially if he dropped his phone in a river like that phone will electrocute all the poor fishies in the water and he'd go to jail for genocide)
park.jimin: whale i've got my point across, all y'all can conversate again while i look for 10 inch stilettos
taekitback: hobi, have you and suga talked away from this conversation?
jungstallion: yeah we have, we just tried to make things a little less awkward for all of us
taekitback: mmm ok, just curious
jjk.art: wow thanks jiminie
park.jimin: for what? i was just knocking some sense into ur brain
park.jimin: fun fact: a human brain weighs approximately 1400g and a rabbit brain approximately weighs 12g
park.jimin: u only have 12g of knowledge stored in ur tiny brain, we can't blame u for being so dense <3
jjk.art: i swear jimin i was tryna be nice to u
taekitback: fun fact: mochis don't have brains
park.jimin: fun fact: at least mochis r fucking cute when was the last time uve heard somebody say "aww look at that cute crusty ass alien"
jjk.art: woah chill why r u so heated
park.jimin: well my dude while y'all unplugged ur roaster toasters i was ready to falcon punch ur ass with the roast of the century
park.jimin: wait whAt ass u have none
jjk.art: that's not tru and u know it
park.jimin: crap u right
park.jimin: my falcon punch of the century wasn't prepared stay tuned next time to find out whether or not jimin can actually roast kids
jjk.art: spoiler: he can't, he's too smol for his voice to even reach us
park.jimin: ten inch stilettos man
jjk.art: i think ull need stilts
