Re-writen Disney songs for the characters!

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So I will rewrite some songs in order for them to fit with the character! Here we go!

1) Zane: Be Prepared- the lion king

I never thought the boys' essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as Sprinkle's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention!

My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking Leaders and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares!

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

Hyena(Dante): And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Hyenas(Gar,Lar,Dan,Tra):It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board,

The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee,
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be worshipped undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am!

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

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2)Katelyn: I won't say I'm in love- Hercules

If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I guess, I've already won that
No man is worth the agrivation
That's ancient history
Been there, done that

Aph,KC,Luci,Nicole:
Who'd ya think you're kidding?
He's the earth and heaven to ya
Try to keep it hidden, honey we can see right through ya
Girl ya can't conceal it
We know how you're feelin', who you're thinking of

No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no
You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it, uh oh
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when ya start out
My head is screaming, "Get a grip, girl!
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out!" Ooh, ooh

You keep on denying, who you are and how you're feelin'
Baby, we're not lying, hone we saw ya hit the cieling
Face it like a grown up
When ya gonna own up that ya got, got, got it back?

Woah
No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no
Give up, give in
Check the grin, you're in love!
You're doing flips read our lips, you're in love

You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it

No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no
Give up, give in
Check the grin, you're in love!
The scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love
You're doing flips read our lips, you're in love

You're way off base
I won't say it
Girl, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love

No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no
Give up, give in
Check the grin, you're in love!
The scene won't play
I won't say, I'm in love

Ooh
At least out loud
I won't say, I'm in love
Sha la, la, la, la, la
(Sigh)

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Travis and Dante: Hukuna Matata-Lion King
Lol

T&D:Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

D:Why, when he was a young boy
When I was a young b-ooooooooy
T:Very nice!
D:Thanks!
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the playground after every meal
T:I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame
D:(He was ashamed!)
Thought of changin' my name
D:(Oh, what's in a name?)
And I got downhearted
D:(How did you feel?)
T:Every time that I-
D:Travis! Not in front of the Child!
T:Oh... sorry

Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
Aph(lil potato):For the rest of your days
D:Yeah, sing it, kid!
All:It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna

It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata

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And I'm too lazy so if you have suggestions tell me in the comments section below!

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