Steve Rogers Imagines

Team Cap Carpool Headcanons

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-Steve insists on driving his dorky VW Bug even though everybody else hates riding in it

-Bucky tries to call shotgun but Sam is like "lol no if u wanted shotgun u shouldn't have fallen off a train 70 years ago I was here first"

-Bucky keeps asking Sam to scoot the seat up but Sam is like NO

-Bucky eventually resorts to grumpily kicking Sam's seat for the entirety of every ride

-"U KICK MY SEAT AGAIN IMMA SIC REDWING ON UR ASS"

-Wanda is uncomfortably squished in the back between Bucky and Clint, who keeps threatening to shoot Sam if he doesn't shut up

-Scott's just in ant mode crawling around the car trying to troll everybody

-"TIC TAC GET OUTTA MY DAMN EAR OR I SWEAR I WILL SPRAY RAID ON U NEXT TIME I CATCH U ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER"

-Steve drives WAY under the speed limit and Sam constantly gripes at him for it

- "U drive like a damn grandpa WANDA CAN'T U USE UR VOODOO TO MAKE HIM DRIVE FASTER"

-Steve occasionally makes an "on your left" joke to Sam while driving
and Sam just tells him to shut up

BONUS:
Sometimes T'Challa likes to chill up on the roof without anyone noticing until until Sam yells something about getting "the damn cat off the car" and Steve is forced to stop