Steve Rogers Imagines

Sick

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Bruce.

Tony: I heard a SNEEZE.

Bruce: Riveting information.

Tony: You know what this means?!

Bruce: Someone received Thor’s blessings?

Tony: SOMEONE IS SICK.

Tony: We need to find them and quarantine them. I will not have the Avengers benched just because they can’t breathe through both nostrils.

Bruce: snot…

Tony: what

Bruce: snot so bad

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: it has begun …

Bruce: what?

Y/N: MY DESCENT INTO AGONY

Bruce: Did you finish your favourite book?

Y/N: I have a cold.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: So it’s you!

Y/N: Give me a hug, Tony.

Tony: No!

Y/N: Where is he, Bruce?

Bruce: Lab, as always.

Tony: STAY BACK!

Y/N: WE’RE ALL IN THIS SUFFERING TOGETHER!

Tony has been disconnected.

Y/N: Seeing Tony trip made me feel a lot better.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: I HAVE JUST SENSED A CHANGE IN YOUR HEALTH. IT APPEARS YOU HAVE A COLD. FEAR NOT, I, THOR, SON OF ODIN, SHALL SAVE YOU!

Bruce: How in the world did you find out?

Y/N: Thor… Hey… It’s okay… Really…

Thor: NO, TIS NOT!

Bruce: snot

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: :) i told him you can die from a “cold”

Y/N: literally fight me right now

Loki: :( no

Loki has left the chat.

Y/N: Bruce, use your sciencey words to explain to Thor that I’ll be okay.

Bruce: Well, from 1999 to 2011, a total of 16,911 deaths in the United States, an average of 1,301 per year, were associated with exposure to excessive natural cold.

Thor: SEE! Y/N, YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER.

Y/N: BRUCE MEANS HYPOTHERMIA

Bruce: Yes, I do. But Thor doesn’t know that.

Thor: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HYPERTHOTMEA IS BUT IT SOUNDS DANGEROUS AND RELATED TO THE COLD

Y/N: i should have let tony quarantine me

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: eyyyyyyy bby how can you have a cold when you’re so hot