Bloopers Part 3

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~~~Chapter 10


I was on the helicarrier when Steve came up to me. "Agent (l/n), tomorrow is Christmas and we need you here at 5 pm to midnight, ok?" He asked. I furrowed my eyebrows at him.

"Christmas?"

"Huh?"

"I can't stay to midnight! I might not get any presents from Santa! SCROOGE!" I screamed.

~~~Chapter 10

I was at Peter's house studying with him. It was 4:45 and I had to leave soon. "(Y/n), want to stay and have a Halloween dinner with me and Aunt May?" Peter asked.

"Halloween?"

"Um, what do you mean?" He asked.

"I think you mean Christmas! Sorry Peter, but I got to go and work for Scrooge, who knows, he might not play his cards right!"

~~~Chapter 10

Peter's POV

After she left I climbed out my window and used my webs to follow her. Y/n looked around, forgetting what she was supposed to do. She spun around and pointed at me.

"STALKER!"

"Huh?"

"STALKER!"

"Please sto-"

"STALKER!"

"Y/n"

"STALKER!" She just kept screaming it over and over again.

~~~Chapter 11

I get a phone call. I put the phone to my ear. "Hello?" I answered. "(Y/N) (L/N)! WHERE ARE YOU?! I COME BACK TO THE ORPHANAGE READY TO YELL AT YOU AND GUESS WHAT?! G-GUESS WHAT?!" Ms. Daniels yelled. I snickered.

"What?"

"I...how did you know? You guessed correctly? ARE YOU PSYCHIC?!"

"YESH I IS! IF YOU DRINK EIGHTEEN 5 HOUR ENERGY DRINKS YOU CAN READ MINDS!"

"WOAH! COOL!"

"I KNOW RIGHT!"

~~~Chapter 11

"Does she hurt you." Coulson finally asked after a long pause. My breath hitched. I hesitantly and slowly nod. He furrows his eyebrows. "How badly?" I roll up my sleeve to show a scar from one of the night that wasn't very long ago that she took a glass shard and scratched me. (A couple chapters ago) His eyes widened. He looked at me. His eyes burned with anger. "Why would anyone do this to such a young, innocent girl?" He muttered.

I suddenly break out laughing. Everyone stared at me confusedly. "HAHAHAHAHA! INNOCENT?! COULSON YOU ARE HILARIOUS!

~~~Chapter 12

I grabbed my phone and played the song 'Try' by Colbie Calliat. But I played the version by Night core. It was a song that really meant something and was really relatable. Just like most of P!nk's songs. Like her song 'F*cking Perfect.'

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Put your make up on
Get your nails done
Curl your hair
Run the extra mile
Keep it slim
So they like you. Do they like you?

Get your sexy on
Don't be shy, girl
Take it off
This is what you want, to belong
So they like you. Do you like you?

You don't have to try so hard
You don't have to give it all away
You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up
You don't have to change a single thing

You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try
Yoooou don't have to try

Ooooo, oooooo, oooooo...

Get your shopping on,
At the mall,
Max your credit cards
You don't have to choose,
Buy it all
So they like you. Do they like you?

Wait a second,
Why should you care, what they think of you
When you're all alone, by yourself
Do you like you? Do you like you?

You don't have to try so hard
You don't have to give it all away
You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up
You don't have to change a single thing

You don't have to try so hard
You don't have to bend until you break
You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up
You don't have to change a single thing

You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try

You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try
Yoooou don't have to try

Oooooo, oooooo
Oooooo, oooooo

You don't have to try so hard
You don't have to give it all away
You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up
You don't have to change a single thing

You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-
You don't have to try
You don't have to try

Take your make up off
Let your hair down
Take a breath
Look into the mirror, at yourself
Don't you like you?
Cause I like you
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Music really takes me to my own little world. Half way through the song I started to sing along. Hey that rhymed! I waited a second. This was when Peter was supposed to enter, but he wasn't.

"Um...rhyming! Woah, that rhymed! So cool." He still wasn't there.

"Rhyming is so cool! I am awesome at rhyming." Still not here.

"Dog, log, bog, smog, frog, jog, clog, slog, hog, catalogue, monologue." Still not here.

"I bet I can rhyme even more." I continued.

"Bad, sad, mad, add, rad, dad, plaid, glad, brad, had..." Still not here.

"I can rhyme! I should get an award..."

"Woah! I can rhyme too!" Peter said, finally appearing on set.

"Cool! Show me!" I say enthusiastically. He nodded and started rhyming.

~~~Chapter 12

"Y/N GET DOWN HERE AND CLEAN THIS!" I heard Ms. Daniels yell. Then I heard what sounded like a vase falling and breaking.

I forgot my stage directions while Peter forgot his line. I turned towards the door. "YOU DO IT!" I screamed.

"Y/N! STOP BEING A REBELLIOUS TEENAGER!"

"NO! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WOMAN!"





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