My brain did it again!

Chapter 3 - Bow chicka wow wow

Luke

So, I really needed this shift to end. Not that it was a crazy day here at the Sergeant Jasper's Café, but the day was so boring! It was sunny outside and a lot of my brothers decided to go to the beach before it starts to get too cold and we have to swim in the indoor pool here. I wanted to go, but I had to pay Marc's favor from last week. That's why I had to work on a day I usually don't. At least I got to try my new cupcake recipe. I called it the ultimate chocolate cupcake and let me tell you, people. It's out of this world! So much, that I'm still feeling a little bit too frisky-ish. I'm not kidding. It's like a major aphrodisiac. 

Okay, so maybe it helps too that I have seen the most beautiful girl ever this morning. She was leaving the gym as I was heading in that direction to reach the Café. She didn't see me, though. I don't know why I acted the way I did, but I may have hidden behind a huge potted plant so that I could look at her properly without her thinking I was a creeper... Alright, I know what you're thinking. I kind of acted like a creeper by doing what I did, but! Now I get to gather all the information I need to create our perfect first meeting! It's going to be purr-fect! I'm going to be lounging near the pool in a sexy model-like pose and swimming trunks and she won't be able to resist! She's going to wear a super cute and hot blue bikini. You know those that are barely covering the goods? I saw her. I know she has a nice body. I mean, she was wearing a sexy sporty outfit, you know? The kind of sports bra thing that lets the back almost bare? I was drooling so much, I looked like a St-Bernard dog. Another reason why it's best that she did not see me this morning.

But, back to my daydream... Oh, yeah... I could put on some music and show her some moves. It's the end of the day. No one comes here at this time and I'm about to put the Closed sign, so let's be crazy and get this daydream to the next level! My iPod is already plugged on the big stereo and I select the perfect song for this. Maroon 5 'Sugar'. 

Hopping up on the counter, I start to dance like those dudes in Magic Mike. I did not watch the full movie... Much. I mean, it was Gabriel's fault! He made me! He said it was for educational purposes, I sware! He even gave me a quick course but I fell on the floor, laughing my butt off after five minutes. I don't care today because there is no one here and I'm too focused on my daydream, anyway. My apron is already on the floor and I'm slowly taking off my light blue t-shirt while still dancing like I could get dollar bills tossed in my underwear. I think that at this point, I'm just being silly. This would not be a good first meeting. I mean, unless I was hired to do this for her birthday or something. I am never going to get paid for this. It's for fun. 

" Your sugar! Yes, please... Won't you come and put it down on meeeee? I'm right here, 'cause I need, little love, a little sympathy... Yeah, you show me good lovin', make it alright. Need a little sweetness, in my life... "

I don't sing much, but tonight, I'm in the zone! I'm a rock star and I can hear that little Cupcake screaming for me to loose my jeans and show her the hot tight underwear I'm wear... Oops. I'm commando. It would be wise to let my pants on. Anyway, Marc would kill me if he ever sees me stripping butt naked in his café. Even if I would've had underwear on. It's not good for business, nor is it sanitary. I can still dance and sing, though! Woohoo! Sugaaaaaaar!

Sang

Ugh! I can't write tonight. Words just don't want to come to me and I have been stuck on Wattpad for hours after gym this morning, reading a fanfiction about a girl in love with a bunch of guys. Seriously? How many men does a woman need? It was cute, though and she really loved them all. They call it 'reversed harem'. The worst thing is that I don't know how I stumbled on this story. I mean, it's a fanfiction and I didn't even read the original book. Maybe I should... Hmmm... Anyway, I need to get out of my apartment and I desperately need a coffee and some kind of chocolaty dessert. Right now. Me need food. Insert sugar in my mouth!