Misfit Adventures port Four

Dionysus headcannon

Some people wake up in the morning looking angry, or their hair looks crazy, then there's Dionysus. Dionysus wakes up in the morning looking drastically different. There are mornings where he wakes up looking a handsome teenage boy, or looking like a trap and there are times where he wakes up looking like a insanely attractive androgynous young adult, it can vary between these two.

The craziest thing is he never notices, at all, he'll just do his normal thing at camp, wearing his awful looking clothes, and bossing everyone around all while making everyone sexually confused. He'll only notice if A.) His kids tell him or B.) He passes by something reflective, which causes him to run back to the Big House and change back into his normal form.

Now you're probably wondering "Well why doesn't Chiron tell him?" Well dear reader, Chiron is too busy, getting hit with waves of nostalgia when he sees Dionysus as one of those three I mentioned above, to tell him.

At one point Dionysus was one of those three forms, throughout Ancient Greek history he was a trap, a male wearing feminine clothing and looks female. When the Greek Empire fell and the Roman Empire was established, as Bacchus he was a hot as fuck teenage boy, during the slow fall of the Roman Empire he looked the same, and between the official fall of Rome and the beginning of the 13 Colonies he switched between Trap and handsome teenage boy. After America gained independence he took form of a insanely attractive androgynous youth and kept that form, up until he got in trouble for chasing that wood nymph. When he first arrived to Camp Half-blood he was the hot androgynous youth but then all the other demigods kept ogling at him, a bit too much for his liking, so he took the form of what we are introduced to in The Lightning Thief.