Misfit Adventures port Four

One Night (R18)

(Warning this is gay and might make you go "What the fuck is wrong with you bro", honestly I wrote this out of boredom so don't blame me. Also I needed a stress reliever from finals, so there you go, so you have the option of avoiding this or going on ahead and reading. Not gonna force you to read)

Loki didn't like the aftermath of childbirth at all, he was still sore from giving birth to a certain 8-legged horse, it made it hard to sit or walk and his usually tight, small hole was big enough for Thor to stick the handle of Mjolnir inside, you would think that being a god would have him go back to having a dick and balls but no, if he did that he would be laying in bed in even worse pain for a decade. Speaking of Thor, Odin had done a good job because the thunder god had grown quite handsomely, Loki could remember a young Thor cringing as he tried a sip of mead for the first time as all the other gods chuckled at the young one's reaction, now Thor could drink an ocean's worth of mead as the others cheered him on, he used to be small and petite, now he's tall and muscular, his arms were big and bulky with hands the size of shields, Loki was beginning to feel aroused from the thought of the younger god wrapping his hands around his throat while taking him all the way through the 9 worlds in one night, let's not forget those lips, those kissable lips, Loki wanted to ride his face until his pussy was drained of all it's fluids. Man, being pregnant really made Loki sexually frustrated, especially after he was fucked by long horse schlong in order to get pregnant, it caused him to want to crave dick, dicks long enough and large in girth enough to leave him paralyzed for a good 12 hours.

"You're not drinking" Freya noticed Loki looked at the goddess, she was the goddess of love and a member of the Vanir tribe, so she was obviously beautiful, her blonde hair was up in a bun with her long fringe hanging freely, her casual dress, which was appropriate for the party setting, complemented her figure and Loki heard that she had a kid about a month ago, she looked just fine, no sign of having a kid at all, what the fuck, Loki just gave birth to a 8-legged horse and he still looks like he just gave birth to one. "I'm the designated Charioteer for Odin and Thor" Freya made a face of understanding "Besides I have a son I need to take care of" Loki added he looked at the sky, it was dark, midnight dark "I think it's time I take my leave" he said smoothly, he began to limp off to find his brother and nephew. "Odin we have to go" Loki said yanking his brother's arm "Alre-ady? It's not even that la--ate" Odin said slurring his word "Odin stop testing my fucking patience" Loki said deadly calm, Odin looked as his brother, drunkenly tilted his head and slowly poked his face, Loki grabbed his poking hand, flipping him so his knee was digging into Odin's stomach and quickly striking him harshly on his ass before putting him back into the position he was before "We're going, don't make me embarrass you any further" Loki threatened before power limping to find the beefcake son of his brother.

Well the chariot ride was smooth enough if you take out the fact that Odin and Thor were screeching corny songs that they learned from their Roman friends, Loki managed to get Odin to bed, to which his wife thanked him, and Loki told her it was no issue. Now Loki was looking at the sleeping Thor with a lustful gaze as he panted due to sheer exhaustion, Loki began to strip the thunder god of his clothes just so he doesn't overheat from the alcohol, his breath hitched when he saw his beautiful form, he feel his lust and desire rushing in between his legs and making his flower bloom. Loki was thinking of helping himself when Thor woke up "Where...am I...?" Judging by how breathy he was when he asked that question Loki concluded that he still alcohol his system, which meant he was twice as dense than normal "We're back home, I drove the chariot, remember?" Loki said patiently, Thor looked at his uncle before looking at his groin area "Did you piss yourself?" Thor asked bluntly Loki looked down, dammit, he didn't realized he was that aroused, his pants and legs were soaked in lewd fluid "N-no I-I uh..." his brain was screaming to come up with a excuse, when he remembered that Thor was drunk, which meant he even denser than usual, which all added up Loki had a advantage "I accidentally digested a drug that makes you aroused" he said, he wanted to slap himself for saying this "It's actually pretty painful and I was going to ask you to help me" Loki put emphasis that he needed help by squeezing his thighs, gripping the sides of the stool he was sitting on, and wiggling his hips a little. Thor tilted his head like a curious puppy, "I guess I can help" he said finally, Loki's face lit up enthusiastically, as he scrambled to climb on top of Thor while discarding his clothes.