Hera: So what did you learn while you were mortal?
Poseidon: 2 things
Zeus: If you piss of either Miyuki Kobayashi the 5th who is the daughter of Heracles, or Yongnian Juhua who is the daughter of Hecate
Hades: You have either die by 8 knives and a saw
Zeus: Or long range smack with a large spiked club
Poseidon: Or long range hair strangulation
Hades: Or short range rapid punches
Poseidon: And no Miyuki does not, contrary to popular rumors spread by her father, shout 'Oraoraora' when she punches you to death
Hera:......What the fuck happened while you were mortal?
Zeus: A lot of drama, violence and underage nudity...
Poseidon: Limbs were almost lost and there was a lot of nosebleeds
Hades: *Begins having Vietnam War flashbacks while sad violin music plays*
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Misfit Adventures port Four
RandomI'm never gonna stop I have tooooooooooo many crazy ideas (Warning: The characters presented in these short skits/stories/what ever you wanna call it are gonna be ooc as all hell, so you have been warned) (All out of context art belongs to other peo...
