Peanut butter

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Apollo: *Drunk as shit* Okay so if dogs lick your face if you smear peanut butter on it will the same work if it was your balls?

Ares:......*Holds up peanut butter packet because he's afraid of jars* Be right back

~Later~

Ares: Okay so it doesn't work

Apollo: *Hungover* Okay...?

Ares: And then Bopha showed up...

Apollo:......

Ares:......Yeah apparently she's a fan of peanut butter

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