Ares' Children

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Ares: My kids are cute, just like everyone else's kids, except for Hephaestus and his kids

Zeus:...Ares your kids either look like angry pitbull puppies or just angry pitbulls

Ares:...*Looks at his kids* I know that's makes them cute

Hephaestus: *Burst into the room* MOTHAFUKA DID YOU JUST CALL MY BABIES UGLY?! *Throws a glass jar at Ares*

Ares: *Screams like a damsel in distress*

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