Ares: My kids are cute, just like everyone else's kids, except for Hephaestus and his kids
Zeus:...Ares your kids either look like angry pitbull puppies or just angry pitbulls
Ares:...*Looks at his kids* I know that's makes them cute
Hephaestus: *Burst into the room* MOTHAFUKA DID YOU JUST CALL MY BABIES UGLY?! *Throws a glass jar at Ares*
Ares: *Screams like a damsel in distress*
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Misfit Adventures port Four
RandomI'm never gonna stop I have tooooooooooo many crazy ideas (Warning: The characters presented in these short skits/stories/what ever you wanna call it are gonna be ooc as all hell, so you have been warned) (All out of context art belongs to other peo...