Nightguard Group Chat (Crack!)

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It is currently 3 in the morning as I'm writing this, I have school registration tomorrow and actual school the day after that so I'm fUCKING DEPRESSED!! THE REASON IM AWAKE IS THANKS TO A FANFIC CALLED 'Dare To Fall' AND ITS A KLANCE FIC I READ IT ALL IN ONE DAY AND IM SOBBING!! It was beautiful but so fucking angsty and sad just UUUUGGGH

Anyway have this crack chapter that is literally just my sleep deprived brain running on my burning hatred for life at the moment

Username List
MikeShit- Mike
JereMeme- Jeremy
EatMyGrapes- Vincent
FoodIsLyfe- Fritz
ScootiePootie- Scott
FuckYouAll- You

'MikeShit' created "Fazbear Fuckers"
'MikeShit' added 'EatMyGrapes', 'FoodIsLyfe', 'JereMeme', 'ScootiePootie', 'FuckYouAll' to the chat

MikeShit: what up assholes??????

EatMyGrapes: my dick ;)

ScootiePootie: I don't know what the fuck this is but I'm disgusted.....

JereMeme: Mike what even is your username????¿

MikeShit: a clever play on words ofc

FoodIsLyfe: lol another group chat that will inevitably make me lose faith in humanity

JereMeme: lol what dick?????🙃

MikeShit: SHADE

FuckYouAll: guys it is literally two in the morning what the hell are you fucking doing???

FuckYouAll: nvm I scrolled up and now I'm intrigued

EatMyGrapes: The dick your mum was getting last night

JereMeme: I was wondering why she was so bitchy this morning, apparently you stuck her up the ass cause that's how she's acting

FoodIsLyfe: cHoKiNg

MikeShit: fUcK

FuckYouAll: Jeremy has no filter wtf aren't you supposed to be a smol bby????

ScootiePootie: The only thing Vincent's dick has been in is his hand ffs

EatMyGrapes: :((((((((

EatMyGrapes: I hate you guys so much

MikeShit: well I h8 my lyfe and you don't see me bitchin about it

JereMeme: lol same

FuckYouAll: I s2g I will kill you all if you don't stfu

ScootiePootie: lol can I be first????

FoodIsLyfe: why are all of you so eDgY

EatMyGrapes: ^^^^

FuckYouAll: prbly cause I can't sLEEP

EatMyGrapes: I'll help you get to sleep ;)))))

MikeShit: all you gotta do is start talking about yourself that will surely put anyone to sleep

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