Vincent x Reader (Cute New Night Guard)

My memes may be ironic by my depression is chronic

So there is this app called 'tbh' where people from your school vote on these polls out of four people based on a 'most likely to...' statement. So I'm using the ones I got so you guys get to know me better (also commentary by me because some of these are false).

1: Constantly quotes old vines
•I FUCKING LOVE VINE IF THERE IS A DAY WHERE IM NOT QUOTING ONE ASSUME IT'S A CLONE OR IM D E A D

2: Human mermaid
•I absolutely love swimming/water. I feel like I b e l o n g  there, but I can not swim fast. If there was a shark after me I'd just play dead like a fucking idiot and drown.

3: Pulls the best photo bombs
•I do in fact photo bomb a lot, either I'm dabbing or pulling a double chin there is N O  in between my friend.

4: Can talk their way into getting the wifi password anywhere
•While I definetly CAN kiss ass to get my way sometimes, I have severe social anxiety, so I literally can't ask for anything. If I go to a friend's house I can't even ask for food guys, I  s t a r v e

5: Would save a puppy from a burning building before their sibling
•My brother can be a little fucker sometimes, but this could be a tie. I mean guys, it's a PUPPY.

6: Want their wardrobe
•Either I try or I don't, you can catch me on the street looking like a whole SNACC or like a homeless college student doing meth

7: Always got your back with that #followback
•honestly I'm too much of a nice person sometimes, and I will in fact follow someone who follows me because,,,,,I want them to feel valid???? I don't know I just feel like a bad person when I don't

8: Could fall and make it look natural
•PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT AND I FALL SO F U C K I N G  MUCH. I TRIP ON AIR. I AM ACTUALLY THE MOST CLUMSY PERSON I KNOW. One time I tripped going up the steps and faked like I dropped a contact, people helped me look for it, I don't even wear contacts.

9: Night owl
•This is absolutely 100% true, I am wide awake at night and the equivalent of a sloth during the day. I have that natural high.

10: The person who is wise beyond their years
•I mean,,,,,I like to think I can be wise sometimes but I don't know

11: Always trap you with "omg listen to what I dreamt about last night"
•BITCH YES. I DO THIS SO MUCH IT ISNT EVEN FUNNY, MY DREAMS ARE ALWAYS SO WEIRD AND WILD.

12: Runs a high-quality, members only, exclusive meme page
•THIS PERSON. T H I S  P E R S O N  KNOWS WHAT'S UP

13: Most likely to kill at an open mic
•I try to be funny but half the time it's just cringy, so I don't know man. I always pull a joke out of my ass when things get awkward or quiet, it's just my nature.

14: Definitely going to heaven
•HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHA,,,,,,,,wait you're serious??? Look at my search history and then say that shit to my face, I constantly say how much I want to die all the time, smut is all in my safari, I've written sin on my other account. I have gay doodles in my sketchbook of a fandom/show based off teenagers in space.....

15: Would take up painting today and paint a masterpiece tomorrow
•jokes on you I got into art when I was a young thing and s t I l l  can't draw worth a shit