So I got tagged for an internet best friend thing and literally the only person I know very well on here is KendallRed87 since we text all day and shit--- this is going to be a mess because so are w e.
1. How and when did you and your friend meet?
-Wattpad, memes, screaming, it's all a blur.
2. What was your first impression of them?
-"LOOK SOMEONE WHO MATCHES MY DANKNESS HOW G R E A T-"
3. Describe them in one word.
-T A L E N T E D (LIKE HOLY fuck SHE can do everything and I'm like ????????)
4. What is something that annoys you about the other person?
-"My art is okay, it's not great but-" LIKE STFU I WILL CALL YOU TF OUT HER ART IS FUCKING TOP NOTCH AND A ZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN MY OWN
5. What's your friend's favorite food?
- Abby: guess what I'm eating??????
Me: fucking beef chimichangas-
Abby: how did you kN O W-??!
6. What is a weird food that your friend likes?
-SHE FUCKING JUMPED ON MY DICK ONE DAY BECAUSE I MENTIONED I DIDNT LIKE BBQ SAUCE AND WE "were no longer friends" FOR LIKE,,,,A WHOLE M I N U T E
7. Have you ever taken a trip together?
-we live states away, does the weird ass conversations that happen after midnight count as a trip cause they sure as hell FEEL LIKE A T R I P-
8. What phobias does your friend have?
-Abby, @ 1 A.M: THERE WAS A BIG ASS COCKROACH IN THE FUCKING GARAGE AND I SPRAYED IT WITH RAID-
(Maybe bugs idfk she isn't afraid of anyth I n g-)
9. What are you obsessed with?
-I don't know if this is directed at me or her but for me it's fucking VOLTRON AND K L A N C E.
FOR ABBY,,,,,,,,, VENDETTA AND HAMILTON
10. What's a thing your friend doesn't know about you (yet)?
-Im a furry,,,,,,,,JK SNSJSBDJBS YOU KNOW IM N O T JESUS CHRIST I CAN FEEL HER CRINGING AND VICIOUSLY TYPING ALREADY
11. What does your friend do on a free day?
-Scrolls through memes on Instagram and orders food to her house and then texts me a second later telling about the anxiety of answering the fuCKING D O OR-
12. What is your friend really good at?
-ART ONCE AGAN SHE IS THE BEST GO LOOK AT HER ART BOOK R N
13. Have you two ever had a fight? Why?
-Me: lol I'm ugly I hate myself
Abby: DOTN MAKE ME FUCKING COME DOWN THERE AND BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS I SWEAR TO GOD-
*insert spam of reactions memes she pieced together herself just for the occasion*
14. Does your friend have an expression or phrase that they say very often?
- (OH MY G O D)
Me: *says literally anything*
Abby: UwU
15. What does your friend talk about all the time?
- Me: *breathes*
Abby: YOURE SO W H I T E YEEHAW *insert southern jokes*
(^^^i fucking laugh everytime i hate my redneck roots-)
16. You want to make a sandwich for your friend. What do you put on it?
-rocks------IM JOKING BUT I HONESTLY DOMT KNOW, SHE MENTIONED ONCE THAT SHE LIKED MEATBALL SUBS B U T????
17. Who's a better dancer?
-Her, I have no rhythm and she knows how to fucking SALSA
18. Who's better at talking to people?
- NEITHER OF US WE BOTH HAVE CRIPPLING ANXIETY
19. Who's the better cook?
-Abby, because I remember during our first call I was trying to put some frozen breaded raviolis in the oven and she was like "dude I can fix chicken and shit-" MEANWHILE IM IGBITING MY HAIR ON THE OVEN DOOR AS I THROW THE FROZEN SHIT IN
20. Who's more annoying?
-Me
21. Who is more optimistic/pessimistic?
-Abby is more optimistic than I am, but in her defense I'm pessimistic about literally everything.
Me: ABBY I DROPPED MY FUCKING FOOD ON THR FLOOR LIFE IS SHIT-
Abby: no it isn't you'll have a better day tomorrow
Me, the next day: ABBY-
22. Why is your friend a great friend?
-ALRIGHT LISTEN HERE, she always listens when I have some heavy ass shit going on involving my family and social life. Lately I've been having shit at home and my irl friends are basically abandoning me because I'm annoying, but she is always there to make me feel better with memes like cropping my mom's face on the Grinch's body (I'm still WHEEZING over that). SHE IS JUST AN AMAZING PERSON WHO IS SO TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND I SWEAR IF SHE SAYS SOME SHIT ABOUT HERSELF ONE MORE DAMN TIME I W I L L FIGHT HER-
23. How do they react while getting angry?
-ALL CAPS, WORDS ARE S P A C ED, SOMETIMES ITS NOT EVEN DECIPHERABLE, LOTS OF CUSSING AND THE USE OF MANY INSULTS. SHE CAN BE HELLA PETTY
24. Which mobile phone do they have?
-WELL SHE HAD AN IPHONE BUT SOEMONE RECENTLY STOLE IT SO NOW NOTHING BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE CAN'T KEEP THEIR CRUSTY ASS HANDS AWAY FROM STUFF THAT ISN'T THEIRS
25. What is the color of their eyes?
-Brown, because I remember how she was complaining about how her eyes were plain because mine are some weird ass mix between blue, gray, and green. BUT SHE HAS PRETTY EYES SO COME @ ME FAM AND I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS ONCE AGAIN
26. How tall are they?
-We're the exact same height so,,,,,,
IT'S CURRENTLY 1 A.M AND IM TIRED, I HAD A BIG ASS CHAPTER HALFWAY WRITTEN OUT BUT MY GOOD DOCS GOT CORRUOTED OR SOME SHIT SO NOW I HAVE TO RETRIEVE THE FILE BEFORE IT IS DELETED. SO TAKE THIS IN THE MEANTIME. IM MOT GOING TO TAG CAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE IT-
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