Vincent x Reader (Cute New Night Guard)

The Crew in Different Scenarios (and a serious A/N at the end......)

LOOKIE HERE MORE CRACK (I'm dead inside!!!)

In Walmart

Mike: *touching every children's toy so iT BLARES*

Jeremy: *inside a clothing rack* all around me are familiar faces.....

Vincent: *has his arm stuck in a blood pressure machine* helP ITS GOT ME

Fritz: *probably trying to stuff shit under his shirt*

Scott: *taping Billy Mayes' face to every barcode in the store*

You: I wonder if that shelf is strong enough to hold me???

In a Pet Shop

Mike: Is this poisonous?? If so can I touch it????

Jeremy: omfG LOOK AT THE DOGOS

Vincent: *has gotten pinched by a hermit crab and is lowkey sobbing*

Fritz: lol look how stupid they are *making the cats run into the glass*

Scott: *has grabbed a fish out of a tank* I'll saVE YOU

You: *has stuffed a bunny in your bra* what do you mean I'm stealing merchandise??

At a Daycare

Mike: *is lowkey a child magnet and haTES IT*

Jeremy: *is literally the mom of the group, but cries whenever a child cries*

Vincent: I bet you can't stuff that entire pencil up your nose

Fritz: *literally picks up children by their feet* what??? Isn't this the proper way to handle children????

Scott: stop running you littLE FUCKER

You: *sobbing in a corner*

On a Rollercoaster

Mike: *acting tough but is actually screaming on the inside*

Jeremy: *girlish screaming and literally crushing Mike's hand*

Vincent: *has already puked all over Mike behind him*

Fritz: I wonder what would happen if I removed the bar???

Scott: I hope this kills me

You: *dabbing every time you see someone looking up at you*

In a Serious Meeting

Mike: *building a tower out of expo markers*

Jeremy: : *listening because he a good bean*

Vincent: *making faces at you*

Fritz: *sneaking snacks beneath the table along with some loud crunching at times*

Scott: *almost falls asleep with his elbow on the table and head in his hand until Mike pushes his arm and makes him slam into the table*