If Fnaf was a movie, it would be a mess needless to say. Here are the bloopers, prepare for; puns, crippling depression, and many existential crises
Mike: FUCK YO RULES *dabs*
Foxy: wot???
Jeremy: wtf was that?????
Vincent: were you hoping he would cringe away or?????
Fritz: why does he dab like a 90 year old man with arthritis???
Mike: this is why I crave death
Vincent: guys the camera is rolling
You: wait wha-
BLOOPPP!
Vincent: Back away! *feebly attempts to push away Freddy*
Freddy: ARGG! *fake fighting*
Chica: *sprints in* *trips and slams into wall*
Jeremy: *off screen* BOOM! CLAP! SOUND OF MY HEART THE BEAT GOES ON AN ON AND OOOOONNNNN
You: Cut.......
BLOOOPPP!!
Camera: *zooms in on Vincent's face while eating*
Mike: *behind the camera* Tuuuurrrnnn arrouuunnnddd~
Vincent: *whips around dramtically* EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE B-
Jeremy: BIT DEPRESSED AND CRAVE THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH!!!~
Mike:.........
You: wait shit that actually rhymed
Fritz: quit fUCKING WITH THE CAMERA
BLOOOP!
Mike: *listening to the prerecorded messages*
Camera: *accidentally pans over too far*
Vincent: shIT WE CAN SEE SCOTT, CUT!
Scott: *underneath the desk* I SAID THE RIGHT LINES THIS TIME
Mike: it wasn't about your lines dipshit
Scott: don't mess with someone who is literally at your crotch, I can punch your dick if I wanted
You: for the love of- SCOTT NO!
BLOOPP!
Jeremy: *holding a 'dead' Mike in his lap, crying* NO! Stay with me mike! We can make it out alive!!
Fritz: *offscreen somewhere literally sobbing*
You: *whispers* mike is really good at acting, he seems deaf to the world
Vincent: I know right!?
Mike: *loUD SNORE*
Jeremy: ......mike are you seriously asleep???
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Vincent x Reader (Cute New Night Guard)
FanfictionNeeding a job to move out your parents house, you took up the night shift for the famous Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria. A place for grownups and kids alike. Little did you know.......this 'kid-friendly' place was much more sinister at night. Will you be...
