* DEH_Trash (I don't know your name, sorry) and I are both holding a water gun, Ten Duel Commandments is playing in the background.*
"Last chance to negotiate, send in your seconds, see if they can set the record straight."
Connor: Vivi.
Vivi: Connor Murphy, sir!
Connor: Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?
Vivi: Sure! But your friend's gotta answer for her words, sir.
Connor: With her life?! We both know that's absurd, Vivi.
Vivi: HANG ON, HOW MANY MEN DIED CAUSE LEE WAS INEXPERIENCED AND RUINESS?!
Connor: What?
Vivi: . . . Sorry I ment: When did Jared ever accept her feeling?! When did he accept anyone's feelings?!
Connor: Mkay, so were doin' this.
Vivi: Look em in the eye ain't no higher, summon all the courage you require then count:
Jared: *Jared's eyes widen, he's sitting in a throne and wearing a fake crown.*
*DEH and I take a step foward after every time we count.* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, NUMBER TEN PACES FIRE! *DEH and I whip around, point the water guns at eachother and shoot.*
Jared: *Runs between us, getting hit with the water. He dramatically falls to the ground.* Stop this madness! *He places his hand over where he was "shot".* I know I'm amazing! But you don't have to kill each other over me! There's better men in this world than me *Mumbles* God it hurts to admit that.
Me: Jared! I-I'm so sorry!
Jared: You shouldn't fight over me! Fight over someone better- o-or just find different people! *He takes a deep breath before pretending to pass out.*
Me: Evan! We've wounded the king! Can you save him!
Evan: I-I t-think so?! *He crouches down next to Jared.* I-It's gonna be tough, but I think I can save him!
Me: DEH, we almost killed the king! We can't fight over this again! *Picks up a T.V remote and presses pause. Everything freezes, I turn towards the camera.* Which is why it's the perfect time to mention, I'M WORKING ON A JARED KLEINMAN X READER! I'm mostly done with the first chapter! Anyways. . . *Presses play.*
Evan: I-I saved him! *Turns to Vivi.* I-I actually saved him!
Jared: *Jumps up.* I'M ALIVE!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
