Me: *Throws science partner out window. Turns around.* JARED YOU- *Realizes Jared's not here. Sighs.* EM, THIS IS GONNA HURT YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS ME! *Jumps out window. Lands on partner. Starts running home.*
At home:
Evan: *Writing an extremely cute, adorable love peom to Vivi. He's laying on the floor on his stomach, kicking his legs. He's smiling lightly and blushing.*
Connor: *Reading a book he found in my room. It's my favorite, "The One and Only Ivan".*
Jared: *Playing video games in a bean bag chair in front of the TV*
Me: *Kicks down door.* JARED! *Grabs Jared's arm and pulls him up.* YOU'RE MY NEW SCIENCE PARTNER!
Jared: Whhhhyyyy?
Me: BECAUSE MY OLD ONE WOULDN'T LET ME MAKE A CATAPULT FOR OUR ASSIGNMENT!
Connor: *Rolls his eyes.* I wonder why that is. . .
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
