Me and Jared: *Watching my favorite movie.*
Me: *Whispering the words to myself because I have this movie memorized.*
Jared: *Looks at me. I'm holding my hand over my heart, I have a gentle smile on my face. I'm blushing lightly. I seem really emerged in the movie. Thinks: Adorable.* . . . . . . *Rolle his eyes.* You're so weird!
Me: Shut up...
Movie: Ew. Not the kissing!
Me: SHUT UP, CHILD! LET THEM KISS!
Jared: Eeewww! Kissing is gross!
Me: *Smirks at him, takes his hand. Mumbles sarcastically.* As you wish. *Kisses his hand. Goes back to the movie.*
Jared: *Blushes.*
~Timeskip to the end of the movie. Jared and I yelled at the stupid kid when ever he interrupted, and we both yelled Indigo's part. I ran out of the room at the torture machine part.~
Jared: *Smirks.* Jay, let me be the Wesley to your Butter-
Me: *Points a foam sword at his chest.* I AM INDIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!
Jared:. . . . . Ya know, I was gonna say something really romantic, something that'd make you fall for me more than you already have-
Connor: Hey guys! What're you up to?
Me: We just finished watching my favorite movie, the Princess Bride!
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
