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Actually, we have liquid soap. SO CONNOR, DON'T DRINK THE SOAP.
Jared: Psh. Yeah don't drink the soa- *Burps. Bubbles float out of his mouth. His eyes widen.* . . . . . -p. Cause. . . . . That's. . . . . . Stupid.
Me:. . . . I thought you only loved the cronch.
Jared: I- *Burps again. More bubbles.* . . . . . .
Me: . . . . *Grabs his wrist.* That's it. We're going to the hospital.
Connor: *Through the bathroom door.* THEN DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET HIM A THERAPIST. I REALLY THINK HE WAS DROPPED ON THE HEAD AS A BABY.
Me and Jared:. . . . . . . *Goes back to first word chapter (HEY, MA!).*
Jared:. . . . . With how clumsy my dad was?
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
