Jared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this!
Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn!
Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
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Connor: *Mumbles sarcastically.* Fun.
Me: There are sample lipsticks? I don't get it. Do people really need more confirmation then what color is on the container or whatever?
Jared: I refuse.
Me: What? Wh- *Remembers the chicken chapter.* OH. I thought that was just cause my cousins were 4 at the time.
Jared: NO. LIPSTICK IS MADE WITH FISH SCALES. AND SOME LIPSTICKS HAVE LED IN THEM.
Connor: So? You eat bathbombs-
Jared: SHUT UP, MURPHY!
Me: I think it'd be cool to have fish scales on your lips. Fish scales seem like an ingredient in a witch's potion or something! I just don't like makeup.
Jared: I still won't do it!
Me: *Starts dragging him to the makeup store.* OH YES YOU ARE, JARED!
Jared: *Glares at the samples.* No! *Starts walking away.*
Me: *Grabs him.* DO IT.
Connor: *Tosses one of the samples to me.*
Jared: *Twist his head away from me.* NO! I REFUSE!
Evan: S-Sorry, buddy! *Holds his head still.*
Me: *Applies the sample to his lips.*
Jared: GAAAHHHAAHH! It feels so weeeiiirrd! I feel like Connor while he's doing his nails! I hate feeling like Connor!
Connor, who had just finished doing his nails a while ago: *Flips Jared off.*
