DUMPSTER

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Dunpster me:. . . . . . . . . . IT DUCKING STINKS IN HERE.

Jared: HEY, THAT'S MY HOME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Me: DON'T YOU EVER CLEAN UP IN HERE?!

Jared: . . . . .

Me: JUST GET ME OUT HERE BEFORE THE GARBAGE TRUCK COMES TO TAKE ME AWAY.

Jared: Fiiiiinnneee. *Lifts me out of the trash.*

Me: *Still in his arms.* Thank you. NOW. We have a bunch of questions to answer. *Points to the comment section of the last part.*

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