I got bored so I looked up questions for Jared to answer. So. . .
In the past people were buried with the items they would need in the afterlife, what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?
Jared: My phone, a bathbomb, annnndd. . . I don't know. Can I take Jayden with me?
Me: No!
Jared: Fine. Then my last object will be a jetpack.
Me: Wha-
Jared: NEXT QUESTION!
Who do you go out of your way to be nice to?
Jared: *Points at me.*
What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?
Jared: A toilet!
Me: Dude, what about a coffin?! Coffins are in use when dead people are in them so imagine going to the cemetery and just hearing muffled music-
What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?
Jared: Imagine seeing a bear the size of a cat!
What’s the most expensive thing you’ve broken?
Jared: I've never broken anything! It's always Evan! *Winks.* Evan always breaks things.
Me: *Rolls my eyes* Yup. And he always get's away with it because he's adorable. *Mumbles* And we all know he's actually innocent.
What mythical creature do you wish actually existed?
Jared: DRAGONS!
Me: I'd rather have fairies exist.
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
