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Me and Jared: *Screeches and runs over to him

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Me and Jared: *Screeches and runs over to him. (Yeah. It's a boy. Deal with it.)*

Me: *Shoves Jared out of the way. Picks up the pig.* AAHHHH! HE'S SO ADORABLE, I'M GONNA DIE!

Connor: *Facepalms.* Why. Why did you do this?

Evan: What are you gonna name him?

Me: I wanna name him Hamlet!

Jared: That's stupid!-

Evan: What about Waddles? Like from Gravity Falls?

Connor: *Eats bacon right in front of the pig.* NAME HIM BACON.

Me: *Screeches.* NEVER!

Jared: and HAMlet is better?!

Me: Mine was cute! His was of evil intent!

Jared: How about something like Rooster? It's like a trick!

Evan: I-I like it. . .

Me: *Turns to camera.* We OBVIOUSLY can't decide. How about ya'll vote on it?! Help us out!

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