Jared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this!
Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn!
Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
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Jared: A chicken? No!
Me: Yes.
Jared: What?
Me: I guess not secretly, but you love yourself.
Jared: So?! I'm not a-
Me: The only dare you've never completed?
Jared: I HAD PERFECTLY GO-
Me: The first time you met my little cousins I dared you to let them put makeup on you. You refused and I said, "What are you, chicken?" And you replied, "YES, I'M A BIG FAT CHICKEN, NOW STOP THEM FROM DRAWING ON THIS CHICKEN'S FACE!"
Jared: *Glares at me.* You have no-
Me: My aunt caught it all on video! And Jared, since you love yourself, and you called yourself a chicken, you love a chicken. Boom.
