Evan: Firstly, you don't scare me, Vivi. Secondly, *Whispers.* Zoe is REALLY scary!
Zoe: WHAT?!
Me and Connor: Hey! That my sister/daughter's girlfriend you're talking about!
Me: YES, I REMEMBERED-
Zoey: How am I scary?!
Jared: Well, you're a Murphy, firstly. Secondly, admit it, you enjoy scarying people. You like bullying and gossiping. Espeasily about your own brother. You're a stuck up witch and bully pretending to be an innocent, cute, caring person.
Zoe: I- Gah! *Raises hand up to slap Jared.*
Me: HEY! *Catches her wrist.* If I were as rich as you, I'd think I'd be able to afford some manners! And, Vivi might've stepped down from being protective over friends, but I never will. NEVER attempt to hurt my friends again!
Velo: GUYS, CHILL, IT'S JUST THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!
Connor, Jared, Evan: Ewwww
Me: *Lets go over her wrist. Throws a candy bar at her.* Fine. Than here. Have some chocolate, then leave. *To Velo.* Sorry for being so mean to your girlfriend.
(I'm sorry- I really felt like doing that- Idk why-)
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.