Me: *Screeches angrily.*
Jared: *Covers his ears.* GOD- WHAT?!
Me: THIS BOOK. HAS DROPPED. TO NUMBER 220 IN HUMOR.
Jared: Isn't that a good thing-
Me: NO! YES?! IDK, MAYBE? Two days ago it was #45, but 220 is better than nothing- I'M STILL MAD/SAD ABOUT IT- *Screeches again.*
Connor: . . . *Hits me with a sock full of butter.* SHUT UP!
Jared: WHAT IS THAT?! *Points at sock*
Connor: . . . It's a sock full of butter!
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
