YOUNGBLOOD: DOOR OF DEATH

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Jared: HEY! I WORK OUT!

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Jared: HEY! I WORK OUT!

Me: Really? Then do two push ups.

Jared: . . . . . *Throws chocolate cake at me* ONTO THE QUESTION BEFORE SHE FORCES ME TO DO MORE STUFF I HATE!

Me: *Catches it. Starts eating it*

Jared: Seeing as Jay and I are both also Pansexuals. *He hugs a bathbomb which I guess is why he counts??? I stare at my non-binary self hands and question how I'd even pass as straight.* We do have some advice we'd like to share.

Me: *Magically telports. I'm laying comfortably in a dumpster.* And I know you didn't ask for MY help, but you're one of my closest friends so. . . . TOO BAD!

Jared: Yeah. So, first thing first-

Me: D- *Dumpster's lid closes.*

Dumpster (me): -On't be friends with them. *Glares at Alex.*

Jared: That one was obvious.

Dumpster: Hiss.

Jared: Annnyywwaaays, if you're happy being you, show it off! *Kisses the bathbomb. Relizes it's Bret and chucks it across the room.* If you run into haters-

Dumpster: PUNCH THEM IN THE FFAACCCEEE!

Jared: I was gonna say ignore them-

Dumpster: BY PUNCHING THEM IN THE FACE!

Jared: . . . . . You're setting a bad example. Violence is never the answer.

Connor: Isn't this usually the other way around?

Evan: *Shrugs.*

Jared: Anyways. . . . Homophobes and haters will always exist. Just don't let them get to you.

Evan: And if they do, you can always talk to us about it. We'll be here for you.

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