(So I brought this up in roleplay, but I doubt we'll focus on it. XD)
Jared: *Annoying Youngblood and Connor*
Youngblood: *Turns to me* Can't you do something about him?
Me: JARED. LET'S GO TO LUSH! Oh, gosh, I'm going to regret th-
Jared: YES. *Drags me to the car.* . . . . . . .
Me: . . . . . . .
Jared: . . . . .
Me:. . . . .
Jared: . . .
Me: . .-
Jared: WE'RE HERE! *Jumps out of the car and drags me inside.*
Me: WE'RE GOING TO BUILD-A-BEAR AFTER THIS. YOU'RE PAYING.
~Timeskip~
Jared: If I'm buying you an expensive bear, you're buying my bathbombs.
Me: . . . . I- *Jared hands me a couple bathbombs.* I-
Jared: This one looks cool. *Hands me more bathbombs.*
Me: Jared I-
Jared: I-
Me: JARED! I WAS RIGHT, I REGRET IT! *Drops the arm full of bathbombs.* Jared! I-I-! *Runs a hand through my hairm* I get more and more worried everytime you even TOUCH a bathbomb! And I'm not the only one! Youngblood, Velo, them! *Points to whoever's reading this.*
Jared: Oh. . . I- *Looks down. Mumbles.* I know.
Me: Then w-
Jared: I know it's not good for me. I- I-. . . . LET'S JUST GO GET YOUR BEAR! *Starts dragging me to Build-A-Bear.*
Me: Jared wa-
Jared: PICK YOUR BEAR! Jay, don't worry about me! I'm fine. Just have fun.
Me:. . . . . . *Starts building my bear.*
~Timeskip.~
Me: *Hugs a pretty plain bear that's fully tricked out with tons of accessories.*
Jared: *Reads the bear's description.* Mr.Bearingaton?
Me: Psh, don't be stupid. It's Dr. Ari Jesse Morgan Madison Bearingaton the 4th. They're genderfluid.
Jared: What happened to the other three?
Me:. . . . .
Jared:. . . .
Me: NOBODY KKKKNNNNOOOOWWWS!
(It got kinda deep at one part. I'm sorry.)
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
