My Girlfriend is a Vampire (Blossick AU)

Chapter 23

Groaning as I opened my eyes, I saw Malina and Rider tied up in chairs. Blossom stared at me but I couldn't move to her, because somehow I am tied up too. Gonna sound real for a moment, uh, why tie me up? I mean don't I get some respect for the Chosen One, am I right?

"Blossom, what's happeni-." I didn't get to finish, why?

I just got slapped.

"Hey!" I yelled.

A short man stood in front of me, he wore a green fuzzy jacket and red leggings. Everytime he moved bells rang, which made me raised my eyebrow. He had brown beard and poercing green eyes, which was all out creepy.

"What in the Attack on Titan are you?" I asked as the little man slapped me again.

"Yo, Ace! This little guy don't know who we is!" He yelled in a squeaky voice.

I snorted, "I'm sorry, you're like three tall! And you have a nerve to call me short!"

"As of a matter fact, yeah I do. What are ya? Like five foots?" He asked.

"Psh, no! I'm five three and a half! Don't forget that half right there." I said.

"Brick! Are you serious?" Blossom asked as I sighed.

"Sorry, just the height comment. Man, they just hurt my feelings. Why did God made me so short?" I asked as the small guy nodded.

"I understand, us short people need to stick together." He said as I smiled.

"Thanks dude." I said as he patted my shoulder.

"Wait, I thought that Phineas made you?" Rider asked.

"Rider, Phineas could see the future. But nice try." Blossom said as Rider smiled.

"Did you hear that Brick! Blossom said something nice to me." Rider said as I smiled.

"I know! I heard, I wished I recorded it." Brick said.

"Well we actually got it recorded, you know." The little man said.

"Wait seriously?" I asked as he nodded.

He opened his mouth but frowned, then he slapped me. Honestly is this how short people solve their problems? Just slap around people, like what is that gonna solve? I mean it just gonna make us tall people, yes I am tall, slap you guys back.

"Neverminds, our boss sent us to grab someone and go." He said as I nodded.

"Is it Mitch?" I asked as he laughed.

"Haha, did you hear that Marzia? He thought that stupid vampire. No vampire bosses Alessio around." He said.

"Your name is Alessio? Isn't that a mafia name or mobster?" I asked as he smirked.

"How do you think Semion Mogilevich and Alcapone got so famous? He asked Marzia and Hisayuki for some help. But you can't steal me and my crew, you know?" Alessio said.

"Oh totally, but one question. Who's Marzia and Hisayuki?" I asked.

Two short people stepped out, the female, who I'm guessing is Marzia, long curly brown hair, freckles dotted along her face. She wore a red drwss with bells around her waist, but from her eye color let me know that she's blind. The man, Hisayuki, light brown hair with bright green eyes, but instead of wearing green or red, he wore black.

So basically he is a gothic short fellow. Great.

I slowly nodded as I looked at Alessio smiled. He snapped his fingers, Marzia tossed him a book. He opened it and showed me a picture of Santa Claus, I raised my eyebrow. I looked at the picture then back at him.