Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

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mjsantiago: stop playing wonderwall like some white guy seeking female validation i'm trying to learn about string theory
tagged: karanormal
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username: you guys are cuties

username: your captions never fail to deliver😂

karanormal: you can't stop my frat bro vibes

karanormal: i am god in boat shoes and cargo shorts

karanormal: with my pukka shell necklace and my father's money i am unstoppable

mjsantiago: i'll remind you that i have the only key to our dorm room karanormal

username: kara shut up we can hear you down the hall

karanormal: did you say play country music at full volume? sure thing! username

mjsantiago: don't you dare country music is the eleventh plague sent down to earth by god to punish humanity karanormal

karanormal: did you say sing along too? no problem!

mjsantiago: i locked her out username

username: fuck now she's outside our door

username: jessie get the air horn and the spray bottle username

juneharmon: stop being a pretentious nerd and have fun with your roommate you're only young once

username: JUNE MY MOTHER

username: *mel's mother

mjsantiago: calling me a nerd doesn't automatically win you every argument juneharmon

juneharmon: yes it does

juneharmon: nerd

username: i love this friendship

mjsantiago: ugh have you been telling people we're friends again juneharmon

thewrightway: mel this a talented and accomplished woman you should be so lucky to be her friend

juneharmon: you seem like a semisubmersible young man i like you thewrightway

mjsantiago: did you mean sensible juneharmon

juneharmon: no i meant semisubmersible

thewrightway: it's shocking but true i can be partially submerged in water

mjsantiago: i'm going to fully submerge your head in water and count to a thousand thewrightway

juneharmon: she's so cranky isn't she thewrightway

thewrightway: i know she's been so tense lately juneharmon

mjsantiago: shut up

mjsantiago: nerds

mjsantiago: would you look at that i stand corrected it actually does work

karanormal: can you let me in i have to pee

AUTHOR'S NOTE: i wish i had a plan for this fic but i don't so it's going to be an adventure enjoy the ride