Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

SIXTY SEVEN

the golden trio
[3 participants]

plant mom
guys do you hear that rustling in the kitchen

plant mom
it's 5am what are they doing

god
oh my god the raccoons are back

plant mom
it's not the raccoons ian

god
you don't understand what those slippery bastards took from me

plant mom
what did they take

god
physically? 4 banana peels a hot pocket wrapper and half of my flip flop

god
emotionally? everything

melton john
guys chill it's just me

plant mom
mel what the heck are you doing

melton john
making taffy

god
what the fuck

plant mom
mel it's 5am

melton john
no it's taffy time

god
oh my god is this like the lemon bars

melton john
that was different

plant mom
you made 64 lemon bars in an hour then cried for 2 days and napped through the third

plant mom
if you're making desserts in excess you're teetering on the brink of a nervous breakdown

melton john
guys i'm fine!

god
you're making taffy at 5am

melton john
because i love candy!

god
you hate candy

god
you said it "causes cavities"

melton john
yeah ian it does

god
false accusations

god
i won't tolerate your slander of a delicious and beloved treat

melton john
well i eat tons of candy so

god
you take multivitamins

melton john
they're gummy multivitamins

god
something doesn't add up here

god
taffy is fun

god
mel is not

melton john
i'm fun

melton john
i watched a documentary about tax returns the other day

melton john
pretty wild

plant mom
how much taffy did you make

melton john
like a lot

god
hell yeah

plant mom
no ian

plant mom
mel is clearly going through an emotional breakdown

plant mom
we are not going to enable her and eat her candy