the golden trio
[3 participants]plant mom
it's wednesday nightgod
i'm awareplant mom
wednesday nights are supposed to be family dinner nightsplant mom
and yet i'm down here alonegod
what did you make for dinnerplant mom
whygod
just trying to figure out how elaborate my lie has to be to avoid itplant mom
listen i made quinoa and we're having a nice family dinner in the common roomplant mom
it's not up for discussiongod
ugh kara stop feeding us healthy grainsmelton john
yeah hard passmelton john
your grains cause me painsplant mom
this is for your benefit melmelton john
what do you meanplant mom
i thought a nice home cooked meal and your two friends would cheer you upmelton john
you thought permanently destabilizing my small intestine and forcing to spend time with ian would make me feel better?god
excuse memelton john
listenmelton john
ever since you started learning magic you've been insufferablegod
paul rudd said it was cool so it's coolmelton john
you disappear from every decathlon meeting in a cloud of smokegod
yeah which is fucking COOLgod
you're just jealous that my bedroom is where the magic happensmelton john
and by that you mean where you practice magicgod
yeah what elsemelton john
i don't have time for thisplant mom
what don't you have time for mel?plant mom
your friends?melton john
that's not what i meantplant mom
wasn't it thoughplant mom
we never see you anymoregod
kara's rightgod
you've gone full hermitgod
last time you left the library someone took a picture and put it on twitter like a bigfoot sightingplant mom
i was hoping tonight we could spend some time togetherplant mom
you never even spend time in our roommelton john
maybe that's because you do yoga half naked and burn sage all the timegod
that's definitely not sage
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