private messages
smelly
hey babejunebug
hi tomsmelly
whatsmelly
how did you know it was mejunebug
mel would never call me babejunebug
she'd sooner hug yousmelly
well sorry i don't know what's allowed in the cold hearted republic of mel santiagosmelly
also i'll have you know that mel hugged me oncesmelly
well she patted me on the backsmelly
well she killed a mosquito on my shouldersmelly
but stilljunebug
sure buddyjunebug
just never call her babe if you don't want to end up like that mosquitojunebug
the only babe mel knows is the 1995 cinematic classicsmelly
never seen itjunebug
it's a quintessential american coming of age storyjunebug
it's about a pig raised for slaughtersmelly
naturallyjunebug
i mean arjun once called her babe and she didn't talk to him for a weeksmelly
but didn't they only date two weeksjunebug
yeah exactlysmelly
i feel like i'm supposed to be shocked but i'm really notsmelly is typing...
smelly
wait how did you know it was me thoughjunebug
because you're the only person who uses pet namessmelly
i've never called you tessajunebug
i meant terms of affection you absolute sporksmelly
status update: feelings and ego have both been damagedjunebug
plus mel told me you were hanging out todaysmelly
she did?smelly
she voluntarily admitted to spending time with me?junebug
yupsmelly
quick is it inappropriate to weep tears of joy in an olive gardenjunebug
you took her to olive garden??smelly
i sense i've made a mistakesmelly
i regret this immediatelyjunebug
you make millions and you took her to OLIVE GARDEN??
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