Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

FIFTEEN

private messages

tom
hey did you know i've got my ion you

mel
whither away you piece of dirty lint

tom
sorry but even if there was no gravity on earth i would still fall for you

mel
stop it you dried out sharpie

tom
but mel you're the higgs boson of my life

tom
without you my universe wouldn't matter

mel
wow never mind tom i'm swooning i'm so attracted to you take me now

tom
well according to newton's law of universal gravitation you actually are attracted to me

mel
did you do research for this

tom
haha what no

mel

tom
i've never been on the internet in my whole life??

tom

mel
i wonder how much plane tickets to london cost

mel
and also where i could buy a spiked mace online

mel
unrelated questions of course

tom