Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

THIRTY THREE

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smelly
TIME TO WAKE

smelly
YOU TRAITOROUS SNAKE

smelly
Ha HA HooHOO

smelly
WE ARE HAVING WORDS

junebug
are you on cocaine

junebug
it's 5:34 am

smelly
i know i slept in super late this morning

smelly
i'm exhausted from last night

junebug
just recharge your batteries or plug yourself back in the wall or whatever you it is you do

smelly
implying i'm a robot how clever

smelly
i can hardly breathe for laughing

smelly
you, june berthilde harmon, are a true comedian

junebug
not my middle name

smelly
be quiet june berthilde

smelly
HANG ON HOW DARE YOU???

smelly
STOP DISTRACTING ME

junebug
from what?

smelly
i don't remember now you soggy paper towel

smelly
ugh my head feels like a blender

smelly
this is why i always go to bed at 8:30 pm

smelly
AHOAHO WAIT

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junebug
it's too early for your threatening laugh

smelly
that's my normal laugh

smelly
anyways i don't give a hoot and a half

smelly
we're talking about last night NOW

junebug
yeah that's a good idea

junebug
why don't we start off with the fact that you ADOPTED A TURTLE WITH TOM

smelly
nice try judas

smelly
why don't we start off with the fact that

smelly
you

smelly
kissed

smelly
seb

junebug
concerned for my safety

smelly
WHAYSIOY HWI YOUS GONA DO THAT ANDNWOW TELL ME

junebug
concerned for your safety now