Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

TWENTY SEVEN

private messages

melanoma
i am so sorry about yesterday

tomathan
it's okay i found another hotel to stay in

tomathan
i do have a lifetime ban from all marriott hotels though

melanoma
my distant associates are a nightmare

tomathan
no it's fine i had fun hanging out with your friends

melanoma
distant associates

melanoma
and sorry about your curtains

melanoma
sajan is really embarrassed

tomathan
it's okay i can pay for new ones

melanoma
aw

melanoma
you're like his sugar daddy

tomathan
wow mel do you do stand up

tomathan
you're hilarious

melanoma
thank you it's my third best quality behind awesomeness and humility

tomathan
you have a very high opinion of yourself for someone who drank marinara sauce out of the jar for dinner

melanoma
i told you that in confidence you shard of dried coconut

tomathan
too bad

tomathan
sauce swallower

melanoma
they should call blowjobs sauce swallowers

tomathan
i already call them duck n sucks

melanoma
you should call it a look it and book it

melanoma
because that's what girls do to you

tomathan

melanoma