Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

SIXTY ONE

private messages

mel
hey

mel
☺️

arjun
did you just send me an emoji

arjun
what's going on

arjun
what do you want from me

mel
it's just an emoji

mel
what i can't express myself now

arjun
if i had a nickel for every time you sent an emoji and i ended up spending the night in jail i'd have 2 nickels

arjun
which isn't a lot but it's still worrying that it happened twice

mel
all i asked was your help moving the sofa

mel
i didn't KNOW it had drugs hidden in it

arjun
what about when you sent me the cactus emoji and i ended up hundreds of dollars in debt

arjun
or the peace sign?

arjun
i never recovered from the emotional toll

arjun
i can go on and on

mel
something no girlfriend of yours has ever said

mel
haha high five

arjun
what why would i high five you for decimating my self esteem

mel
for funsies?

arjun
i'm out

mel
wait i'm sorry

mel
this is nothing like the other times

mel
this favor comes at no price 

mel
i just need you to dance

arjun
i mean i can cha cha real smooth but why

mel
i need a dance partner for june and seb's wedding

arjun
wait but what about that tom guy

arjun
why don't you just take him

arjun
aren't you guys together

mel
WHAT hahaha

mel
no

mel
that's ridiculous 

arjun
right i forgot the only lasting relationship you've ever had was with a cup of pudding

mel
pudding treats me right okay

mel
pun intended

arjun
ugh puns

arjun
am i going to have to endure that all night

mel
title of your sex tape

arjun
i'm out again