Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

THIRTY

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my tiny son
hey june

my tiny son
can i ask you a question

mama june
here it comes

mama june
i knew this day would arrive

mama june
you want to know how babies are made don't you

my tiny son
i am an ADULT

mama june
sure sweetie

mama june
well when a man and a woman love each other very much...

my tiny son
STOP

my tiny son
i don't deserve this i am a full grown man

mama june
you still watch dora the explorer

my tiny son
it's educational

mama june
i watched you eat baby food out of a jar on set

my tiny son
for protein

mama june
you use johnson and johnson's baby shampoo

my tiny son
yeah no more tears june

my tiny son
now if you'll excuse me i have to exercise my LEGAL RIGHT to drink until i forget this conversation

mama june
aw did i hurt your feelings tommy

my tiny son
i mean a little bit

my tiny son
but i only shed like twelve tears in my trailer and wrote one page in my journal about it

mama june
sorry sweetie pie

mama june
what did you want to ask me

my tiny son is typing...

my tiny son
how did you know you liked seb

mama june
what do you mean

my tiny son
i mean when did you realize that you wanted to be with him

mama june
i think it was when we were sitting on lizzie's roof together and there was a shooting star

mama june
and i remember i wished for that one moment in time to never end

mama june
right then that was all i wanted, more than anything else in the world i could've wished for

my tiny son
you seem sappier than usual

mama june
just been thinking about a lot of things

my tiny son
like seb?

mama june
like whether avril lavigne was replaced by a clone in 2001

mama june is typing...

mama june
and also seb a little bit i guess

my tiny son