private messages
unknown
we need to talk about june and why her relationship endedmel
oh god not this againmel
which one are youmel
the jell-o fellow?mel
apocalypse dave?mel
the guy who wore pants made out of his own grass clippings and told me my aura looked gray?unknown
what the fuckunknown
who are those peoplemel
a few highlights of june's ex boyfriendsunknown
the jell-o fellow?mel
just really into jell-omel
and i'm assuming you're another ex if you want to talk about june and your relationshipmel
so the answer is no i do not have your dave matthews cd or whatever please fuck off june gave you the wrong numberunknown
this is going to be harder than i thoughtunknown
it's not an ex it's me tommel
you say that like i'm supposed to know who you areunknown
tom holland? from the mcu?mel
oh we're doing prank texts funmel
hey is your refrigerator running?unknown
no i'm really tom hollandmel
sure you are buddyunknown
it's me tom holland i'm spiderman!!!mel
when i was 7 i thought i was spiderman too we all have our momentsunknown
JESUS CHRISTunknown
WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUSmel
i have a list of reasonsmel
it's alphabetizedmel
a is for assholes who think they can mess with meunknown
mel louise santiagounknown
i am not messing with youmel
louise is not my middle nameunknown
MELunknown
remember when seb gave me your number??unknown
you texted me to tell me seb and june were dating??mel
prove itunknown
mel
hmmel
photoshopmel
that text sounds way too optimistic and enthusiastic to be meunknown
M E L S A N T I A G Omel
okay fineunknown
how come you don't have my numbermel
i'm pretty sure i deleted it from my phone right after thatunknown
what whymel
because the next day you sent me three good morning texts, what you ate for breakfast, and a description of the dog you saw in 3 paragraph length detailmel
all before 8 amunknown
those all sound like important and urgent messages to memel
do theymel
do they really tomunknown
i guess that's why you never responded to any of my other textsunknown
this is somehow more hurtful than thinking you were ignoring memel changed unknown to tomothy!
tomothy
that's not what tom is short formel changed tomothy to tombert!
tombert
not even closemel changed tombert to tomathan!
tomathan
yup that's the one you got it mel congratsmel
great tomathanmel
so why did you need to talk to me about junetomathan
you know how you're her best friendmel
yestomathan
and i'm sebastian's best friendmel
you're definitely nottomathan
and they broke upmel
righttomathan
i have a planmel
can you stop texting me in 4 word partstomathan
to get them back togethermel
never mind i'm listeningAUTHOR'S NOTE: did you forget this was a tom fic because i did too a little bit sorry for all the chapters without mom. get ready for some serious parent trapping by tom and mel
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