A/N so i just realized how fucking messy the font in this chapter was but im too lazy to re-write it and shit so i'll eggsplain what tf is going oooon
italics - janet the flight attendant, panda express girl, seokjin (seokjin sweetie, im so sorry. i know i shouldve hacked into wattpad to give you the font you deserve . )
bold - min "hella thicc" yoongi
bold italics - kim "i do not get paid enough for this" taehyung
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"we are humbly requesting that you turn off your phone as the plane is landing my sire"
"SHUT THE fuck up janet it's not like the plane's gonna explode if i continue. Plus, jhope's on live on vlive after a year I HAVE to give him my Love And Appreciation "
"bitcha- sir i regret to inform you that the plane will crash if you continue" taehyung butted in
"oh shit ight i'll turn it off . like i wanna die but not now i haven't kissed hoseok yet lol"
well it was easy persuading him... taehyung thought, relieved.
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"you know what taehyung" said yoongi as he sees them pulling up in panda express
"what"
"I dont want panda express anymore , call seokjin and tell him to meet me at the mcdonalds near his building" he sighed
"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK I HAD TO ENDURE A FUCKING 15 HOUR FLIGHT FOR THE SHIT YOU CANT EAT IN KOREA . NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WANT TO EAT FUCKING FOOD RIGHT FROM THE JOINT NEXT TO YOUR MANSION IN KOREA?!" taehyung ranted while breathing heavily due to the excessive emotion he's showing
"yeah thats exactly what im telling" the brat said nonchalantly
"PICK YOUR FUCKING ASS UP WE'RE EATING HERE OR I'LL TELL THE CHAIRMAN ABOUT YOUR FAN ACCOUNT"
"SHEESH ALRIGHT im going lets go OOF" stumbling out of the car, he zoomed straight into panda express . yoongi was scared of angry taehyung . if you thought yoongi's scary when he's mad wait til you see taehyung.
now who really is the boss here... now it was yoongi's time to think.
"Sir? excuse me sir but what would you like to order?"
yoongi snapped out of his haze.
"uhhhhh i'd like uhh 3 orders of chow mein and 3 orders of kung pao chicken and uhh as for drinks do you have fiji water?"
"we do" the cashier responded boredly, probably tired of the middle aged moms complaining that they didnt have enough chicken in their kung pao chicken.
ooo i feel you sister.. Yoongi also had to work in a fastfood joint for "experience". The chairman aka his dad made him work there to discipline him and to learn how to serve customers and to cater clients when he finally inherits the company from his dad.
"ok good i'll have one bottle"
"your total is $****"
yoongi then gave the cashier a hundred dollar bill
"keep the change sis!"
"GOD BLESS YOU SIR HAVE A GREAT DAY ARIGATO"
now wait just a minute you fucking clown... yoongi turned on his heel and said
"CHANGE OF PLANS! turns out that was my last hundred dollar bill and i got 6 children to feed can i have my change back?"
the cashier hesitantly gave him back the change
"also, ITS KAMSAHAMNIDA BITCH STOP GENERALIZING ASIANS . ANNYEONG!"
Yoongi retrieved his order and then sashayed away from the scene like the bad bitch he is. he gave himself a pat in the back and turned to find the table where taehyung and seokjin is located.
oof there they are and theyre arguing if givenchy or gucci is better again... yoongi sighed
"SEE GIVENCHY IS SO CLASSY AND EXCLUSIVE NOBODY CAN FAKE GIVENCHY ITS FOR THE RICHES EYES ONLY"
"OH YEAH?? THE ONLY REASON GUCCI IS FAKED IS BECAUSE ITS MORE POPULAR . YOUR GIVENCHY IS IRRELEVANT"
"GIVENCHY IS STILL BETTER" seokjin screamed
"NO GUCCI IS" taehyung screamed back
"YOONGI!!!" they both looked at yoongi with pleading eyes in hopes of him siding with either one of them
yoongi was startled by the sudden question that he accidentally dropped his chicken. five second rule right... haha.. yoongi quickly bent down on the floor to pick it up only for his eyes to be greeted by an oh so familiar balenciaga shoe.
he looked up to face the owner of the shoe only to see the face of the love of his life
"YOONGI! HOW'VE U BEEN BABE?!"
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watch me leave yall in a cliffhanger and not update for three years alsowow thx for 70 reads . I appreciate it dueds
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Fanfictionin which yoongi is known in the fandom for being jhope's loudest fanboy. - highest ranking: #1 on sope bitch ugh this book the youngest flexer of the century
