14. open.spotify

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BREAKING!!! MIN YUNG G, RICHEST MAN IN KOREA, THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE'S BILL GATES, FATHER OF AN ATTRACTIVE CHILD, CHAIRMAN OF MIN CORPORATION FOUND DEAD!! (at the hospital because he had an aneurism)

This was the top article in many "News Sites" like Noober, AllGayPop, and Koreanboobs.  Dispatchito even covered the funeral.

Hoseok couldn't help but open the article as it was all over  the tl.

"Min Yung G was found dead alone in his office with a bunch of paperwork beside him. We couldn't help but be sad as the richest man still died. This shows that death picks no one. Rich or poor we all die. You either kill yourself or get killed. WHAT U GON DO." Jimin read aloud as he looked at hoseok's phone.

"was the last part really necessary ?? the fuck??" jungkook furrowed his eyebrows in confusion as he thought the phrase was VERY familiar, as if he's heard this in a vine. but this was an alternate universe where vine doesn't exist and bill gates is a korean man named min yung g.

"And min yung g??? isn't that your boyfriend hoseok??" Jimin asked hoseok in shock.

"YOUR BOYFRIEND'S DEAD?? I SWEAR ITS BEEN LESS THAN TWELVE HOURS SINCE I SAW HIM" namjoon  spat out his tea out of surprise.

hoseok blushed as all of them were calling yoongi his boyfriend. "s-stop i didn't even know there was a richest man in korea. jimin can you search his Wikipedia for me?"

"Min Yung G
1969 - 2018
basically owns 3/4th of the world lol.

height: 176 cm
weight: 63 kg
age: never

open.spotify/minYUNG GOD"

family
Min Yoongi (son)

"woah he looks like yoongi but with white hair" said jimin as they scrolled through the man's wiki

"is nobody gonna talk about how the old man's got a whole spotify link on his wiki?" namjoon raised his one eyebrow in suspicion

"oooo he got a mixtape." jungkook awed as he clicked on the link

"wait yoongi? this is his father? his father just died?" hoseok couldn't help but worry.

"oh fuck i feel guilty. i shouldn't have invited yoongi to the AMAs. he couldve gone home to his father and tended to him instead." hoseok was on the verge of crying.

This was one of the burdens of the idols. They enjoy that people have fun listening and/or supporting them but they don't want people to think they're more important than real family.

"hoseok calm down . the non-clickbait article said that the man had an aneurism. even if yoongi was there he couldn't do anything having an aneurism is almost the same as having a heart attack. death is inevitable hoseok, you're not liable for anything." jimin comforted hoseok.

"yeah hoseok CHEER UP BABY!" both namjoon and jungkook stood up and danced the nation's girl group twice's choreo for cheer up. they were still in the bts usb shrimp hub but they don't care about the people watching them. they only care about the nations sunshine's feelings.

"thank you guys i feel much better now." hoseok gave them his billion dollar smile.

"woah thats beautiful" jungkook whispered to jimin and namjoon

"i agree." they whispered back.

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"seokjin!" taehyung screamed out as he saw seokjin approaching the funeral reception.

"ew get off m- HSHSJJ you're putting your snot on my givenchy suit!" seokjin desperately tried to remove taehyung from him and his expensive suit. He eventually gave up and just hugged the boy back while slowly rubbing his hand on taehyung's back to calm him down.

"yo jinnie" yoongi weakly greeted seokjin.

"oh yoongi c'mere" seokjin held out his hands to welcome yoongi in his arms."

yoongi eventually hugged him after 5 seconds of hesitating.

"This is so nice. just hugging an attractive, sweet smelling guy who has a broad back while crying your heart out. this is the most comfortable i've been during this whole day of fake tears and assistants desperately trying to woo me." yoongi hugged seokjin harder and sobbed louder.

"true." taehyung agreed and also hugged the poor man tighter

"you little kids." seokjin chuckled in amusement and rubbed their backs. Even though seokjin was actually being squeezed to death he didn't say anything.

he just doesn't want his friends to be sad.

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yall slee🅱in on my other story hatred man . yall gays only read gay literature smh

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