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20. youngest flexer of the century

"yoongi you coming out of yo mansion or what?" hoseok said through the phone as he looked at yoongi's humble abode in awe.

"you should've told me about your invitation two hours earlier you numnum. hold on im coming out in like an hour lol" the other line sassily stated

"you just called me numnum and thats like So cute. Is This The Babyboy Culture Everyone Talks about  On my TL.?" hoseok couldn't contain his soft chortles as he heard the other line talk. he already knew that yoongi was talking in pout.

"omygod he's totally a fucking dom the bet is over im telling the gc." yoongi whispered to himself, completely forgetting hoseok was on the other line for a second.

"what was that yoongi?"

"shit uhhhh im coming out now im hanging up bye" yoongi hung up the phone in relief

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" I don't even know why it takes you so long to get ready. u flawless even if you got saliva in the corners of your mouth" hoseok shook his head in disbelief

" im literally going out with jung hoseok, the guy everyone wants. I need to at least look as half as good as you are" yoongi stated as a matter of factly as he rolled his eyes.

"you're already perfect in my eyes babyboy" hoseok moved his face closer to yoongi, leaving yoongi flustered, not knowing what to do with HOSEOK'S FUCKING LIPS THATS LIKE NEAR HIS LIPS SHOULD THEY LIKE MEET OR SOMETHING

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BOY" with that, yoongi naruto ran away from hoseok but not too far. he just kept a safe distance from him.

"so should we like ..... stay in front of your house forever or would you like to accompany me to this date?" hoseok opened his audi's door for yoongi to get in. he was amused by the smaller boy's reactions to his teases

"it's not a date if there's only one person right? now get your ass in the driver's seat and drive ya goof" yoongi showed his gummy smile to hoseok, knowing full well this is what gets to him.

"fuck he's cute."

"what was that?"

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"what was that you fucking brat?" yoongi was so close to punching a little girl he met in public.

"I SAID I BE FLEXING YO MOMMA'S RENT NOW GET OUT OF THIS RESTAURANT CAUSE I JUST BOUGHT IT" a little girl with a tragically bleached head said to yoongi and his boyfriend

"alright bitch fine." yoongi, a bad bitch easily obliged leaving hoseok suspicious of the smaller boy's actions

"alright yoongi i know your petty ass is planning something" hoseok looked at yoongi seriously. seriously? min yoongi and getting kicked out are two things you should never put in the same sentence. hoseok thought as he knew the boy so well

"hey, I know you! you're one of those famous rappers right? although i can buy your whole career in one paycheck you're cool to stay. im lil tay." the kid held out her hand

"haha... nice to meet you.." hoseok cringed as he shook her grimey hand

while all of this was going on yoongi headed outside to do something secretly.

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"hah bitch you bought the restaurant but i just bought the fucking mall now get out of here you piece of-" before yoongi could say anything hurtful he stopped himself because as an adult he needed to be the mature one even though he bought a whole mall just cause he a petty bitch.

"im tHE YOUNGEST FLEXER OF THE CENTURY YALL AINT DOIN IT LIKE LIL TA-" the little girl shouted as she got carried away by her mom who was actually yoongi's employee

"did you really just buy the whole mall? ugh yoongi I'm so sorry. if i knew this restaurant was gonna be bombarded with instagram comedians i would've never brought you here" hoseok sadly pouted making the ㅅ shape with his mouth

"it's fine hobi the mall was already mine anyway and i didn't like the way that girl thought she could just push anyone around through money. she needed a taste of her own medicine" yoongi sighed

"ugh you right im ruining this date for us let's go to th-" before hoseok could finish what he was saying, a flash from a camera startled him followed by another one and many more cameras

they forgot about the paparazzi.

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WHATS up brothers. i just made a whole fucking chapter about lil tay UGH my QUEEN! 🙏😎🅱

AND IM FINALLY BACK HOME IN MANILA SO Yeet i'll be regularly updating now! ..:ihopeiwill be

and im so thank full for 15k reeaaaaddsss thats crazy . i love u guys no homo