Knight • Joe Keery

020 • Text

'The right side up' group chat

My son 👶🏻:
MOM
DACRE SENT ME PICS OF THE NEW HOUSE
WHEN CAN I SLEEP OVER

Willy Wonka:
Hey I wanna sleep over too :(

Millie💕:
ME TOO

Finn🤡:
I guess I can bless you all with my presence there too so I'm in

Caleb 👻:
I'm in too

Sadie 🍰:
IM COMING TOO

Pumpkin 🎃:
I don't remember inviting any of you
BUT OF COURSE
ANYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN
WE CAN BAKE CAKES
AND WATCH MOVIES
AND IRRITATE FINN
ITLL BE AMAZING
I just need to talk to your parents first to make sure they're okay with it

Sweet Cheeks 🌻:
When you have no choice but to let the kids sleep over cause Paisley assumes this is a Dictatorship

Finn 🤡:
Of course it's a dictatorship no one wants to listen to YOU

Natty 💛:
Yeah you aren't their dad but Paisley is their mom
Speaking of their dad
Where's Joe at??
Usually he's here drooling over Paisleys messages

Sweet Cheeks 🌻:
Who knows

Dad🧔🏻:
Trouble in paradise??

Pumpkin 🎃:
Hey dad
What's cooking

Joe 💛:
I'm here I'm just ignoring all of you

Finn 🤡:
Damn Joe who stuck a stick up your ass

Joe 💛:
Does it matter? It's none of your business anyways

My son👶🏻:
Am I missing something

Natty 💛:
Apparently we all are?

Pumpkin 🎃:
Are you serious Joe??
If you have a problem with what I said to you then take it up with ME don't take it out on a child

Pumpkin 🎃 left the groupchat

Willy Wonka:
Yeah I'm pretty sure we're all missing something

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Private messages between Joe💛 and Paisley💋

Paisley💋:
I can't believe you right now
You can't talk that way to a CHILD
You're 25 years old
Grow up

Joe💛:
Me grow up?
You're the one living with a guy who isn't your boyfriend
And you didn't even think of telling your boyfriend about a TATTOO that you got with the same guy
Who you also just bought a house with

Paisley 💋:
I don't need to get permission from you to do anything, I'm nearly 24 years old Joe I can do whatever I want and if you're not okay with that then we can't be together

Joe💛:
Paisley I... I just want you to talk to me about these decisions
I care about you, so much and I just want you to know you can talk to me about these things

Paisley💋:
Really Joe? Can I?
Cause lately you've been blowing up over nothing

Joe💛:
I know, and I'm sorry
I truly am
I'm just... scared
I don't want to lose you

Paisley💋:
You aren't going to lose me Joe
You don't have to be scared
I don't want to lose you either

Joe💛:
You could never lose me
Can I come over?

Paisley💋:
Joe, we're still trying to move in

Joe💛:
And? I'll help

Paisley💋:
Fine, *inserts address*

Joe💛:
I'll see you soon

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Hey guys, sorry this is such a short chapter, the next few chapters will be longer I promise -Debora