Single Pringle

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I'm so lonely,
So very looonelyyy,
On my ooowwwnn..

I'm literally the most single person EVER.

All of my friends have boyfriends and girlfriends and I'm just sitting here like:

I'm weird, depressing, a mega fangirl, I write imagiNES AND SMUT, and I'm just a huge meme

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I'm weird, depressing, a mega fangirl, I write imagiNES AND SMUT, and I'm just a huge meme.

Like, whhHHOOO wants to date this?:

Like, whhHHOOO wants to date this?:

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Ew, ew, ew, eW, EWWWW NO.

IM TRIGGERED JUST BY LOOKING AT MY OWN FACE.

WHO 👏 WHY 👏 WHERE 👏 WHEN 👏 AND SOMETIMES HOW 👏👏

Gross, ugly, ew, shrek who?, sonic gOttA bLAst, where's the bleach?, my eyes need holy water.

Anyways, short update on me just feeling sorry for myself.

I'll post and imagine soon, I PROMISE.

And then maybe a smut after that just for your guys' long suffering.

Hope you guys are having an amazing year/month/week/day/hour/minute/second.

Stay lovely,
Elise.

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