I'm so lonely,
So very looonelyyy,
On my ooowwwnn..I'm literally the most single person EVER.
All of my friends have boyfriends and girlfriends and I'm just sitting here like:
I'm weird, depressing, a mega fangirl, I write imagiNES AND SMUT, and I'm just a huge meme.
Like, whhHHOOO wants to date this?:
Ew, ew, ew, eW, EWWWW NO.
IM TRIGGERED JUST BY LOOKING AT MY OWN FACE.
WHO 👏 WHY 👏 WHERE 👏 WHEN 👏 AND SOMETIMES HOW 👏👏
Gross, ugly, ew, shrek who?, sonic gOttA bLAst, where's the bleach?, my eyes need holy water.
Anyways, short update on me just feeling sorry for myself.
I'll post and imagine soon, I PROMISE.
And then maybe a smut after that just for your guys' long suffering.
Hope you guys are having an amazing year/month/week/day/hour/minute/second.
Stay lovely,
Elise.
YOU ARE READING
Dan Howell Smuts & Imagines
FanfictionI know there are millions of these, but I hope these satisfy you little shits.