Neil: Good Morning love!!
Me: *in sassy voice*Who you calling love?
Neil: Relax. Its just a thing from where I'm from.
Me: Stalkerland?
Neil: -_-
Me: Jk. We never finished the 7 question thing anyways. We just did 1.
Neil: 6 more!!
Me: *claps* Hurray, you can do basic first grade math. You proud of yourself?
Neil: Very😊.
Me: 😑
Neil: Where are you from?
Me: Planet Earth.
Neil: 😔. Got to be more specific.
Me: My mother's womb.
Neil: Less specific.
Me: the Milky way galaxy.
Neil: not funny.
Me: it is for me
Neil: 😒
Me: fine fine, the USA.
Neil: cool. I'm visiting there right now actually.
Me: Yeah because that's not stalkerish at all *rolls eyes*
Neil: Relax its for work.
Me: What do you do for work?
Neil: I sing.
Me: Haha, very funny. What do you actually do?
Neil: You caught me! I'm an undercover secret MI6 agent
Me: Are you British?
Neil: No, I'm Irish.
Me: Damnit!
Neil: what?
Me: You woukd have been 10× hotter with a British accent.
Neil: I'm really good with accents I can fake it for you.
Me: Yes please.
Neil: What do you do for work?
Me: What makes you think I'm old enough to work?
Neil: Uhhh....
Me: Jk, I'm a songwriter
Neil: You write songs?
Me: No I interpret the bible and then preach at church on sundays and call myself a songwriter. Duh I write songs!*rolls eyes dramatically*
Neil: Cool. Any songs I know of?
Me: Probably lots. I just don't get given credit. They pay a lot for the song so that they can take the credit. Not that I want my face to be on every single magazine. So I do high prices with no recognition so I can live a normal life.
Neil: That's smart. But what songs?
Me: Quite a few Taylor swift songs. Again, she pays for the credit. Like mean, love story, bad blood.
Neil: Wait really? Bad blood?
Me: She had writers block and gave me the topic to write about. So I made the music off of her idea but I still made it. If you know what I mean.
Neil: yeah I do. Anything else?
Me: Ive done market things.
Neil: What?
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