Me: I THREW UP LAST NIGHT
Louis: What????
Niall: Are you okay?
Liam: What happened?
Harry: Are you sick?
Zayn: Why is my hair so flat today?
Me: Geez, thanks Zayn. I feel so loved by you
Zayn: Sorry love. But my hair is super flat.
Me: I got food poisoning. Never try to make sushi at home. It doesn't turn out well
Harry: You do know its easier just to buy some
Me: I'm sorry. I just wasnt in the mood for any human interaction
Liam: Relatable
Louis: Is my bitch okay?
Me: For now
Niall: What do you mean?
Me: I'm currently sitting on my bathroom floor next to my toilet. I feel horrible.
Niall: My poor Eli!!! What do you need? I can order soup for you
Me: Thanks but I don't feel like eating rn
Harry: Go lie down
Me: I am
Liam: On a bed
Me: But its so far away..
Louis: Doesn't the floor hurt?
Me: So does my stomach
Niall: It'll be okay
Zayn: Where's my dry shampoo????
Me: I love the support Zayn, its too much really
Zayn: 😒. I'm not joking. I can't go out like this
Niall: We havent seen you at all this morning
Liam: You do know that we have nothing planned. We're just staying in the hotel
Zayn: But there's still paps everywhere, my hair needs to be on fleek
Me: And I need to stay alive. There's so much things I havent done yet! Like try nutella on chicken wings!!! Or pickles with Oreos!!
Louis: That sounds disgusting
Me: That's why I want to try it!
Harry: No wonder you got food poisoning. What do you eat?
Me: I'd like to consider myself an exotic eater
Liam: Okayyyy
Me: I'm listening to the best song rn
Harry: Is it one of ours?
Me: Oh gosh no! Its +1 by Tom Mann. Its so soothing. But I wish my name was Danielle now. Brb
Louis: there's not much where u can go
Niall: Elise r u okay?
Liam: E?
Harry: ELISE!!!!!
Zayn: WHERE IS MY HAIR SPRAY????
Niall: Elise??
Louis: Guys I think she's dead
Liam: Way to go Lou
Louis: She hasnt responded
Harry: She could be using the toilet
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Texting Niall Horan???
Fanfic"yo bitch who do you think you are stealing ma popcorn?!?"-me "um what?"-unknown "shit, Jessie changed her number. Sorry bout that"-me "no problem"-unknown "want to chat?"- unknown "how do I know if you're a stalker?"-me "I guess you'll just have to...
