Me: GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!
Niall: Elise? Is that you? Are you high or something?
Me: What??? Oh gosh no! I'm just in a good mood
Niall: You have a broken leg, how?
Me: My mom is coming over today and she says that its going to be a girls day
Niall: And that makes you happy because??
Me: Well since my leg is broken, its basically an entire day where she pampers me
Niall: You sly fox
Me: Oh, I know. I'm good *winks*
Niall: *winks with 2 eyes*
Me: Oh not this again
Niall: Not what again?
Me: I cannot deal with this level of stupidity this early in the morning
Niall: What are you talking about?
Me: *internally sighs* I am very disappointed in you Niall
Niall: Why?
Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE F**KING WINKING WITH TWO EYES!!! THATS CALLED BLINKING DIMWIT!!!
Niall: *bursts out laughing* Oh man! I can't right now! You thought I was being serious?? I'm rofl
Me: Isn't it rotlf?
Niall: No I think its rofl
Me: Idk
Niall: Idk either
Me: Soooooooo, whatcha doing?
Niall: I LOVE PHINEAS AND FERB!!!!
Me: NO WAY!!! YOU LIKE THEM TOO LOU????
Niall: Awe man! How'd you know????
Me: Because Niall's not the type to sit around and watch cartoons. That's a classic Lou move
Niall: Tru tru
Niall has add Louis back into the chat
Louis: WHAT UP MY PEEPS???
Me: Is that ur lame version of trying to be American?
Louis: Si
Me: U forgot the accent
Louis: What accent?
Me: Its "sí"
Louis: Oh look at me, fancy keyboard tricks
Me: *rolls eyes* Where's Niall?
Louis: Dead
Me: HEY THATS MY LINE!!!
Niall: Gee thanks for the love
Me: Oh ur back. Cool
Louis: Ur girlfriend only says cool when you've mysteriously risen from the dead? Wow
Me: I'm not his girlfriend
Niall: We aren't dating
Louis: Wait really?
Louis has added Zayn, Liam and Harry back into this chat
Harry: Heyo!
Liam: Sup
Zayn: Vas happening?
Louis: Niall and Elise aren't dating
Liam: WHAT???
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Texting Niall Horan???
Fanfiction"yo bitch who do you think you are stealing ma popcorn?!?"-me "um what?"-unknown "shit, Jessie changed her number. Sorry bout that"-me "no problem"-unknown "want to chat?"- unknown "how do I know if you're a stalker?"-me "I guess you'll just have to...
