Niall: HEYYYYYYYY BROSITA
Louis: Huh?
Niall: Happy 5 month babe😉😘😏
Louis: Did I miss something?
Me: What? Why r u texting me at 2 in the morning???
Niall: Oh gosh, you r so beautiful. I could stare at you for hours
Louis: Uhhh
Me: What's going on?
Niall: I wanna sext u but u would block me so Uggghhh
Louis: Are you drunk mate?
Niall: Soooooooo wasted rn
Me: That explains a lot
Niall: I'm at the pet store rn
Me: Cool?
Louis: What pet store is open at 2 am? Oh wait, ur in America Elise, nvm.
Niall: Pet Luve
Me: That place is way overpriced. I tried to buy a collar there online once
Louis: Go home mate
Niall: Nah. I'm in my bed
Me: But I thought you were in a pet store?
Niall: I am. I'm a dog. And I'm on my dog bed. Woof woof
Louis: So wasted
Me: Go home Niall. Let me sleep
Niall: Can I join u?
Me: Excuse me?
Niall: I'm sorry, may I?
Me: No!!
Niall: Okay😢
Louis: You need help
Me: *snorts* Funny coming from you Lou
Louis: *puts hand to heart* I take offense!
Niall: I wanna meet you Eli. And when I do I wanna kiss you
Me: Okay sure Niall
Louis: You're going to scare her off Nialler
Niall: I love you so frickin much
Louis: Go home
Niall: I found my pet
Me: I don't think u should get a pet when ur drunk.
Louis: Me neither
Niall: But she's beautiful
Me: Niall...
Niall: Not nearly as perfect as you. Oh gosh, I want to eat a burrito with u so bad. But non bean one because ur allergic. Its makes you so hot
Louis: Totally wasted...
Me: This is getting weird
Louis: This was way past weird a long time ago
Me: True
Niall: SWEET CAROLINE!
Louis: Where ya at mate? Which 24 hour pet store? Imma pick you up
Niall: No
Louis: What?
Niall: You have to pick up Wallice too
Me: Who?
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